Only one week left until the finals – rugby league Christmas! - and can you tell we just can’t wait for Santa’s visit? The Eels are So Hot Right Now, who will win and who will lose in Round 26, and what will happen to every Dragons fan’s blood pressure if Manly and the Panthers draw?; Mayweather beat McGregor and A.H. certainly didn’t arrive to the show after multiple ciders at an Irish pub; A.H. went to Shark Park And All She Got Was These Great Memories And A Football To The Face / Paul Gallen’s Kid When To Shark Park And All He Got Was These Great Memories And A Banner To The Face; Penalty tries, nudie runs and nudie trees; Fittler, Johns and Gould: the complete package? (Yes. Unless you’re Rose); NSW staff on the piss (and what a great lot of piss it is); The Falcon Conspiracy: A Rose Report; We make our pitch for the finals entertainment – join the campaign for Celebrity Baby Race; Scarf culture and a tale of two footies. And of course, Back Rower Of The Week, Kris Gale’s Back Wrap, and Just The Tip!