Two teams, one cup: it's time for Origin II, baby! Key issues for Origin II: missions impossible on field, missions made harder at the hot dog stands, and our mission to get the Blues their trophy after game two; The Storm's amazing young talent: is the robotics lab in full swing, or is this an Evangelion situation? Something something Jarryd Hayne; Fifita's change of heart, Producer Felix's eyeballs, players with Brazilians and the black market merkin industry; Sally from No Regrets Laser Tattoo Removal takes us through the process of a Shark getting a frickin' laser beam on his... neck; Rabbitohs v Titans: Souths fans have no friends and Konrad Hurrell gets blown (up, in anger, obviously, is what we mean); Rose proposes The Festival of Origin and a two week public holiday (#votecorbyn #voterose) And of course, Back Rower Of The Week and Just The Tip!