Welcome to episode 1 of The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast, your go to podcast for deep dives into notable masterpiece and disasterpieces in cinema.  On this episode we cover The Substance, directed by Coralie Fargeat and distributed by Mubi. It stars Demi Moore (in an epic performance), Margaret Qualley & Dennis Quaid in a gonzo performance that has to be seen to be believed.  HEAVY SPOILER WARNING: We stab our needle of analysis deep into the spinal column & pull out all the details and symbolism you can handle. Along the way (at 20 minute increments) you will be treated to Ad reads from another dimension.  Podcast Theme Song: Late Bloomer (feat. Wheatus) by Late Cambrian  Minor spoilers for: Naked Lunch, The Fly, It follows, Prometheus & Requiem For a Dream