In a tradition that now stretches back to 2008, we join festive forces with the heavily bearded Messrs Phill Jupitus and Phil Wilding for a Festive 12: that is, an overmanned Christmas edition of their now rarer-than-a-corncrake Perfect 10. In this special, extended, laptop-recorded version of what will be an exquisitely studio-recorded and probably edited audio event, offers pretty much the same, except with about 15 minutes at either end of us getting into character in an airless booth in Central London. If you prefer a more professional podcast, download it via USP or iTunes as Phill and Phil's Festive 12. If you prefer Andre 'the Towel Thief' Vincent's stings to be heard via our headphones ie. not at all, you've come to the right outlet. There's stuff about bad behaviour and awful Christmas films and heartache and abuse, and it's the perfect way to get into the Christmas mood. Merry Christmas, one and all, from all of us.