I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE!! Join us as we finally review one of the most cherished football/high school movies of the 90s. Is Coach Kilmer one of the most evil characters of all-time? Is this peak Scott Caan? This movie that taught us all that having a pig as pet is the perfect accessory for the overweight funny guy, stealing a cop car is ok if you are football player, all dads in Texas are living in the past and that reading Kurt Vonnegut means you are smart. We are of course talking about 1999’s Varsity Blues •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:09:15- Critical and fan reviews •0:15:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:22:45 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgedistillery.com —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Jesse Price, Jimmy Miller, Mike Grim, Rissa, Pamela J Vislisel, Cody Bruesch,. Michale McMann, Connor Fraser, Marky H, Micah Perdue, Evan Rogers, Michael Bracciano, Josh Perez, Jantzen, S R, Ian Burney, Samual Bayness, Mike Mike, Matt P, Nic Mad,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices