This week, Karl and Vinnie kick off a new round by nominating the creepiest high school football coach. Instead of a cop cam video, Karl surprises us all and reads us his report on Helga Mann's book, "Little Red Book." In the Scum Parade, we learn about a mysterious prankster in a dollar store, meet an unsuccessful canine Romeo, and encounter a man who made a cucumber disappear. And to top it all off, we spin the Wheel of Consequences twice for the very first time!The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Candles filled with urine spill on 9-year-old at Indiana Dollar Tree (turnto10.com)Man accused of trying to sexually assault dog (wfsb.com)Man with cucumber wanted for performing sex act on himself in public in DC (dcnewsnow.com)Former teacher and robotics team coach sentenced for secretly recording minors in bathrooms (truecrimenews.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation