“Dear Apple-affiliated people,
Imagine, if you will, a man. Not a special man, but an ordinary man. Average of stature and looks. A father. A dad bod. Weighed down, as fathers are, by the vagaries and realities of life.
Clothes? Nary but a piece of underwear clothes this man. A simple garment. One designed to obscure, and not to support. But this man is not otherwise unadorned, no. Strapped to his chest, in a harness of scandinavian design, is an infant. The child, as children are often found to be, is decidely unhappy. This lack of mirth stems from the fact that the child is being put to sleep but is not, in fact, already asleep (as the child clearly wishes to be). Alas, the infant cares nothing for processes designed to achieve that desired state of being.
Thus the father carries the child in his synthetic pouch, to and fro across the room, to slowly rock the baby to sleep in the coming 45 to 55 minutes. All in the dead of night.
Is this man despondent? No! This man is both wise and full of wisdom. Covering one of his ears you will find headphones, and coursing through those headphones you will find the succulent voices of the Dive Down. Their joyful insights on MtG and the modern metagame makes an activity that would have been unenjoyable, but done out of love, into one that is enjoyable, and done with love.
Sincerely,
divedownfan”
divedownfan via Apple Podcasts ·
Sweden ·
11/03/23