Lights! Wheels! Wipers! Curtain! This week, a marvel of machines and carbureted choreography awaits you, with an original story by Kay Vaindal called "Jared Chappel's The First Car Ballet." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You have a ring on your door bell, and laid on your stoop is a brown papered parcel, tied with damp twine. You bring the package inside, noticing that the sky is tinged a weird green. You smell burning hair.  You pull the ends of the twine, which is warm and wet and reminds you of manhandling...