“Look, I’m not going to lie. I fell in love with all three of my audio uncles. They gave me hours of entertainment, support, and one of them even made me laugh (maybe that was another show, I can’t be sure).
Here is the punchline. They left me, cold and I’m the dark. I left my religious cult, only to find a different kind of cult. Podcasts. Specifically this one. Now they are gone and I’ve decided to start a new religion, the Cult of the Audio Uncles of Saint Stone the Wild. We worship all things Thank God I’m Atheist and we prophesy of their return. We have very specific dates and events laid out for their return and we promise (like fo’ real) that we won’t ever miss an event or a date and everything we say like for sure comes from God and you shouldn’t ever doubt what we say or look for other information on the internet because only we know the truth. K? You should totally believe me by now if you’ve even thought about it, and if you think I’m wrong you’ve come to the wrong co conclusion so try again until you get it right.
Please contact me immediately for my Venmo information so you can get into my heaven. I’m the name of Mark and the Uncles. Ramen.”
OptimusStone via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/01/21