There is a place in the east, a merchant city called Fortuna! On this magnificent island alone there are no kings and no knights, no lords and no serfs, only the levelling honesty of gold! Introducing the faithful THEOBOLD BRANDLEBURY, a Dwarf of the cloth! The industrious ALMIRA Q APPLEBY, a Gnome inventor! The hideous SELWYN BLOODSTORM, an Orc barbarian! And the perfectly normal ABSTINENCE DE MONTFAULT, an ordinary Human! PAX FORTUNA! A brand new comedy roleplaying podcast, brought to you by the creators of The Infinite Bad. Coming July 2019. Early access is available from January 4th on patreon.com/definitelyhuman