In this second episode of Layman's exploration of public shadow, he hosts a special cross-over between The Integral Stage, Parallax Media & Pascal's Integral Batcave. A "roast" is a benevolent but crude public assault on someone's person. In this case, Swedish synthesist, Zoroastrian & digital philosopher Alexander Bard gets reamed by a motley assembly of metamodern scholars and liminal activists in a deliberately shoddy, foul-mouthed but ultimately benevolent assault. Whether you find it funny or not, it probes patterns of perception, person-cracks, and potential shadow elements in the way that liminal, integral and metamodern folks perceive each other. This is downright silly and playfully amateurish but demonstrates one "antifragile" response to how people are publicly perceived.