We've got it all today: creepy morgue stories, bizarre deaths in backyard shenanigans, and even some good old-fashioned paranormal encounters. Lauren the Mortician is on the show to share what it was like growing up in a funeral home and how her life revolves around death. We’ll cover mortuary glam, insane death calls, and the best ways to avoid dying.    Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery   Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Welcome Lauren the Mortician to the show   -1:00 Lauren’s first experience at a funeral home     -3:15 Dead bodies = normal day    -5:05 What’s a death call?    -7:33 The scariest situation Lauren has ever been in    -8:28 Best way to avoid death    -10:30 Why we dissociate    -11:33 Ghost stories    -17:17 What happens after death    -19:45 Motherhood as a mortician    -22:10 Child safety: toys to avoid    -23:00 Neuro-spicy?   -25:00 Gratitude for life    -33:47 How to trick your kids    -36:40 What happens when you’re struck by lightning    -38:00 Cremation vs. burial    -40:00 Human composting    -42:30 Someone get therapy for the ghosts    -46:00 Monthly breast cancer checks    -50:00 Find her everywhere @lauren.the.mortician