In the small town of Wolfwater, every door was always open to Finn, except for one... Finn can go through any door in the town of Wolfwater except one...because he's too fat to fit through it. But Finn is determined to find out what's behind the golden door. No matter what. Part 1 of 2. Written by: Jonathan Cohen Narrated by: Joe Cruz A Faustian Nonsense production. To read the transcript of this episode, go to https://thelavendertavern.captivate.fm/episode/the-golden-door-part-1 Content warning: disordered eating, body image