Gallants in Distress: Just as there are damsels in distress, there are gallants in distress. Hamlyn the street-ale vendor is about to find out how knights track down these distressed men. The Next Town Over: The Collective has forsworn violence. But how then to deal with the People, who have not? Written by: Jonathan Cohen for the Lavender Tavern. Narrated by: Ben Meredith A Faustian Nonsense production.