1) comedian Justin Hamilton and his first world problems 2) Let's talk Schnitzels! 3) Transgender footballer Hannah Mouncey denied by the AFL to play in the AFLW competition - is this right? 4) when has a car driven you? 5) Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull (the real one) on energy price issues 6) Australian soldier Rob Langdon

1) comedian Cam Knight 2) what pet owners do you hate? 3) Sydney scientists confirm radiowaves are being emitted from deep space 4) biography quiz 5) Sydney Council is celebrating its 175th anniversary next month 6) The Chaser's Chris Taylor 7) What Can't You Get Your Head Around?

1) Lawrence Mooney 2) what have you reversed into? 3) Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's answering machine - saving energy 4) Two Girls One Coffee Cup in Chatswood has a message for Merrick 5) we need a rat taskforce! 6) Ben Elton

1) comedian Cam Knight 2) what sort of parents do you hate? 3) Snake Catcher Sean Cade is catching record numbers in the suburbs 4) German Culture Quiz 5) Bruce McAvaney - The Everest at Randwick 6) Old Sydney Town might be reopening, and Merrick has an ad for them 7) Aussie Actress Cleopatra Coleman 8) Battle of the Burbs

1) Lawrence Mooney 2) are you holding a grudge? 3) Channel 10 axes The Simpsons and Modern Family 4) Digital Quiz 5) The Vic in Marrickville is closing down 6) help Merrick build his own pub! 7) Old Sydney Town might make a comeback 8) Akmal Saleh

1) comedian Justin Hamilton 2) have you made a Pissed Promise? 3) Vegemite is releasing Blend 17 4) Food Quiz 5) Melissa Hatheier - caught a shark in a rockpool and threw it back in the ocean 6) have you got a tough mother? 7) Sydney: Uncovered - trams 8) more callers! have you got a tough mother?

1) Dilruk Jayasinha 2) The Hurt Locker - riding things you're not supposed to 3) Dilruk's Dating update 4) Star Wars quiz 5) who's been in your suburb? 6) what word has Merrick put into the Oxford Dictionary app?

1) You Am I's Tim Rogers 2) what animal stole your food? 3) Lawrence Mooney 4) Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's answering machine - The Bush 5) Corey Duncan, the organiser of the George Street Maccas McNuggets Run - how did it go? 6) when were you debilitated by a pissweak illness?

1) Sam Mac 2) have you told a lie to impress a potential partner? 3) Sam Mac was at the Carrara Cat Carnival 4) Google Translate Headphones 5) tell us a beer fact! 6) Merrick gets some expert help on his LinkedIn page 7) Battle of the Burbs

1) Lawrence Mooney 2) awesome business names 3) sporting terminology quiz 4) Salim Mehajer - Wedding Planner? 5) what niche group are you a part of? 6) travel insurance stories

1) comedian Justin Hamilton 2) The Hurt Locker - non-power tools 3) End of the World Quiz 4) a dog in the UK found a penis on the beach 5) Phil Jamieson from Grinspoon 6) what giant thing does your suburb need?

1) Lawrence Mooney 2) when have you seen an animal out of context? 3) Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's answering machine - rapping 4) Las Vegas shooting 5) we revisit Merrick's chat with John Howard about gun control 6) Merrickville Council - O-Bikes 7) do you agree with a proposed congestion tax for the city? 8) Superhero Quiz

1) Dilruk Jayasinha 2) The Hurt Locker - heat 4) Dilruk's Dating update 5) School Holiday Quiz 6) crap school holiday activities 7) NRL preview with Dan Ginnane and Ryan Girdler 8) Marriage Equality

1) Lawrence Mooney 2) how useless are young people? 3) Lawrence's new diet 4) Parliamentary Etiquette quiz 5) pensioners gripes 6) comedian Sam Simmons

1) comedian Cam Knight 2) Like Father Like Son 3) Cam's awkward bus story 4) When Animals Attack - part 4 5) Whip Around Sydney 6) why were you suspended? 7) Dan Sultan

1) Lawrence Mooney 2) when have you peaked too soon? 3) Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's answering machine - reality TV 4) bloke has his $1100 Yeezy sneakers stolen 5) what weird class did you have in school? 6) comedian Cameron James 7) Toys R Us is filing for Bankruptcy

1) Thong-cidents 2) a bloke rescues tourists from being bogged in NT, and gets no thanks! 3) new media ownership laws 4) comedian Justin Hamilton 5) what's been through your dog? 6) nice guys are the new bad boys 7) Art Quiz

1) Jamie Soward 2) What's Your Rage? 3) NRL preview 4) Board Game Quiz 5) Merrick's ad for El Caballo Blanco 6) what s**t-tastic theme park do you remember? 7) Dan Ginnane's NRL preview

1) Merrick did not prepare for today's conditions 2) where's the iPhone 9? 3) let's reminisce about Sydney 4) El Caballo Blanco! 5) Lawrence Mooney 6) how low did it get for you as a Bachelor 7) Merrick and Lawrence apply for an Adult Job

1) comedian Cam Knight 2) how did you get caught wagging school? 3) Sydney's granny drug lord? 4) When Animals Attack - Part 3 5) Jake from First Dates 6) help us find a door for Jake 7) Western Sydney's new zoo 8) Apple releasing the iPhone 8 and iPhone 10... where's 9?

1) comedian Justin Hamilton 2) do you have a childhood fear as an adult? 3) a man is waiting outside the George Street Apple store for the new iPhone 4) The Merrickville Food Quiz 5) what are your tips to get some alone time? 6) Tommy and Karl from the Little Dum Dum Club

1) Lawrence Mooney 2) have you had a sexual relationship with a neighbour or housemate? 3) Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's Answering Machine - babies and beers 4) Americans warned not to shoot at Hurricane Irma 5) what's your shark story? 6) how to sneak into music festivals... 7) Merrickville Council - election results

1) Dilruk Jayasinha 2) The Hurt Locker - BBQs 3) the Etiquette Quiz 4) update on Dilruk's love life 5) what pranks have you played in hospital? 6) Ryan Girdler and Dan Ginnane's NRL finals preview 7) Council Elections this weekend 8) Battle of the Burbs

1) Lawrence Mooney 2) childcare worker strike - who babysat you? 3) What Did You Mean To Google? 4) Finals Fever Quiz 5) Summer Hill Road Rage attack 6) dob in a good business - reverse ACA

1) comedian Cam Knight 2) help Cam figure out where to move 3) driver busted for having no seats in his car 4) When Animals Attack - part 2 5) when did you first discover filth? 6) Sydney's crime map 7) Merrickville Council elections