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Welcome to The Multiverse Employee Handbook! 🌌👔 Buckle up for your first day in the interdimensional workplace! In this episode: Learn why your desk might simultaneously exist everywhere and nowhere; Discover the perils of accidentally dating yourself from a parallel universe; Find out why "thinking outside the box" takes on a new meaning in a hypercube. From non-Euclidean office layouts to multidimensional small talk, we'll equip you with essential skills for your cosmic career journey. Remember, in this corporate multiverse, we're all just interns in the grand experiment of existence! 🎧 Subscribe now for weekly doses of sci-fi workplace humor! #MultiversePodcast #SciFiComedy #QuantumWorkplace Visit https://multiverseemployeehandbook.com/ for more interdimensional career advice!"  
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