Navigate the perils of multiversal workplace safety with us! 🦺🌌 In this episode: Learn proper handling of antimatter in office microwaves; Master emergency procedures for spontaneous dimension shifts; Discover coping strategies for the existential dread of infinite possibilities Our intrepid host explores OSHA compliance across realities and provides tips for maintaining sanity when your coffee mug is simultaneously full and empty. Remember, in the multiverse, "safety first" isn't just a slogan—it's a survival strategy! 🎧 Subscribe now for weekly doses of interdimensional workplace wisdom! #MultiversalSafety #QuantumOSHA #SciFiPodcast Visit https://multiverseemployeehandbook.com/ for more cosmic career advice!"