“For all golfers in the UK, playing 18 has been put on hold. It’s been tough! Thankfully this podcast has been my saving grace and has provided tips, laughs and pure golfing jargon I can’t wait to take into my game once the restrictions are lifted.
It seems a distant memory, hearing the muffled noise of the Par Train rolling over the horizon after draining a 6 foot putt. That feeling of Kevin Nar’ing one into the cup and hearing my playing partner Chris echo;
“Chooo Choo”
Whist I rather arrogantly holster my Scotty Cameron, raise my hand to the sky, then pull down sharply twice to activate the par train blow horn.
“Chugga chugga Choo Choo” i bellow, loud enough for the boys putting out on the par 3 ahead to hear, installing the fear of god into their game, indicating the frate train is hot on their tail.
Myself and Chris meaningfully board the train, leaving our opponents to sweat over a 3 foot putt, which we will NOT be giving.
“Please mind the gap between the train and the platform edge” we heckle as we chest bump and high five and stroll of the green.
(It should also be noted we a dripped out in fresh par train merch! Supporting the rather stylish and sexy par train hat). There is no stopping us.
Next stop a 140 yard par 3.
Towering PW inbound. Confidence through the roof.
“Hold my cigarette Chris this baby’s dancing” (Crunches one to within 10 foot). To early for a “Choo Choo?”
Simultaneously, synchronised Par Train hand gestures litter the Tee Box. We love this game.
Shout out the lads for creating a quality podcast. Shout out to the infamous par train. You guys are making up for my lack of golf. We love you!”
MickTheSlick via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/03/21