It wasn’t a good week in Te Waipounamu for anyone whose name begins with M. After losing captaincy to James, Matilda beheaded Mary (with a little help from slippery Jordan) before succumbing to the guillotine herself at the hands of one Sir Blair Grylls. Our beloved Tāme bowed out on account of his lovely old bones, leaving a gaping hole in the spirit of Tohorā and, quite frankly, the whole nation. It seems the early game niceties have come to an end as alliances form, trust is broken and a certain someone doesn’t share his cheeseburger. Last week we had a lovely telly show, but this week we have a game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices