Returning from Costa Rican exile and the Stade Chaban Delmas respectively, the Rosbifs are back to ask, Quins, what have you done?! Our man on the ground by the Garonne reports on a startling reverse for UBB at the hands of sunburnt south-west Londoners as La Rochelle's hopes of a hat-trick of titles fade to Leinster. Stade Toulousain look inspired despite Exeter borrowing Pierre Mignoni's clipboard, and the Challenge Cup is barely discussed whilst we probe instead how Homer Simpson would organise a Stag-Do. Find out why the locals are so impressed with Rob's ability to 'get the badge in', plus the usual previews of the Top14, ProD2 and a sombre but celebratory digestif. 00:00 - 02:15 Intro 02:15 - 09:17 Entrées - Bordeaux Trip 09:17 - 24:36 UBB v Harlequins 24:36 - 34:15 Leinster v La Rochelle 34:15 - 39:00 Northampton v Bulls 39:00 - 46:22 Toulouse v Exeter 46:22 - 59:34 Top 14 Previews 59:34 - 1:06:10 Pro D2 1:06:10 - 1:08:35 Nationale 1 1:08: 35 - 1:17:48 Petit-Fours & Digestifs