Welcome back to the Simon and Ross Podcast Christmas 2023. Yes I know we've not been around as much this year and it's probably going to even less next year sadly. But for good reason, which is covered in the podcast. Simon and Ross join together to talk Christmas again, this time with Fatima in the background, but piping up to correct Simon on occasion and to join in an adhoc quiz. There will be another episode coming soon, reissued from last year, only available last year to Spotify only,...

Welcome back to our countdown, where we get to our top 5 and finally our number 1 Elton songs. Mostly stay on track for this, except at the end. The music has been edited out for copyright reasons, but the episode will be available on Spotify with music in the future. Thanks for joining us for this "Powerful" top ten! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now That's What I Call Hymns: Elton John Top Ten Part 1 This week we continue our journey through Elton John, this time we start discussing out top ten Elton songs and then talk about hymns (the songs not the tablets). The music is edited out here due to copyright reasons, but if you go to: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5P1AdX5ZNqtVVoHdgnsBFf?si=528a23bf5acd4ff6 You can hear them in their entirety. Join us next time for more Elton John Become a member at...

Welcome back to series 4, after a little prep and a bit of a delay we are back, going through the life, music, film and book of Elton John. Naturally the conversation goes to Ross's itchy erect penis, but you know how it goes. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back and firstly an apology for the sound quality on this one. We tried something out and we won't be again. Sadly there was some issues with recording so Simon's sound is terrible, thankfully it gets better later on. This time: - Ross tells a "funny joke" - Simon's brush with the law - Danny Robins bingo - Southport Simon - Pedro Pascals debut single. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

We're back for series 4. In this first episode we catch up on the last few months since we recorded last, topics include: Stupid dubbing on programsIs Pedro Pascal everywhere at the moment?Red wine..Tis nice? Remember you can join us on patreon at patreon.com/Simonandrosspodcast and sign up for the acast premium to get longer episodes and extra episodes without adverts. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

People of Leeds Christmas Movies A school shooters fringe with Anders Christmas with Wadey Simon's Stent Removal Ball Bag, Teste, teste: Ross's ball bag root - Planet Terror Episode Ross's Dream: The Fire A Chicken in a can with Ben Smith 100th episode messages, including previous guests and Clinton Baptiste Hey Doll Merry Doll song : Tom Bombadil and David Bowie See you all again later on in the year! Have a good one! Become a member at...

I know we said we were taking a break, but we're not quite ready yet. A few months ago I did a best of video for Ross and Fatima's wedding, this is part one of the audio for this, a general best of for some of the standard episodes and patreon and the audio books. Featuring: The Adventures of Barry Salad Ross's Deam: The Digital S*****r Game of thrones: Janos Slynt Onion Parrot Simon playing the "What Meats?" Jingle for the first time Stuart playing "Would you like to take a deal on that Sir?...

Hello and welcome to the patreon special Christmas Day episode, hopefully you've enjoyed the audio book we released yesterday. This is some edited out bits from the record, mostly Simon being unable to read and then another discussion on: Seasons of shit Trying to touch Jean Valjean's black nub and the reasons for George RR Martins final book being delayed. Hope you have a great Christmas and we'll see you again later on next year Become a member at...

Merry Christmas one and all! This years audiobook special is Charles Dickens - The Signalman.  A festive special. Hope you enjoy this scary seasonal special. A big thank you to all of you for listening over the 3 series.  We are taking a break for a little while, but we will be back later on next year with series 4. If you'd like to join us get in contact on Facebook, instagram or twitter also email us at [email protected]. There will be a couple more things from us before the end of the...

This time previous guest Stuart Johnson joins us to talk about Christmas and mostly Christmas food. He joins in Ross's game "Hats on the Christmas menu?" We eventually get round to talking about his favourite Christmas film. Join us soon for a special treat! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You join Simon and Ross together at Ross's house, fresh from the Alerton Bywater Christmas light switch on. There is Christmas talk and talk of Christmas food. A new game Ross invents 'Whats on the Christmas menu' which eventually involves Simons wife Charlotte More Christmas episodes to follow through December Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to the final....(for now) episode of our Tarantino specials, this time "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood". Did Ross enjoy it?  Has Simon changed his mind about it? How Old is Patrick Stewart? All these questions are sort of answered and more. Hope you've enjoyed this very long series on Tarantino films and join us next week for the start of our Christmas specials! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Part 2 (only available on patreon) of our Wedding episode. This time you join us after the ceremony and then walking to the pub after drinking Port like it was wine.  Simon is very annoying in this episode, Ross leads the way through fields where Ross is afraid of Raptors fingering him. Hope you enjoy! ps Simon hasn't drunk port since Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a special episode, today is Ross and Fatima's wedding special. Very honoured to be asked to Ross and Fatima's wedding.  After having their Nikah Ceremony a few years ago, they had a small ceremony so they are legally married in the eyes of the government. This is mostly myself and Ross talking on the way to the ceremony, but hope you enjoy some very silly conversations on a very important day. Part 2 is available only on Patreon at...

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino movies. Very close to the end of this current series and this time the masterpiece that is the Hateful 8. We also have a game of "How Old Are They?" Also Ross's one more thing. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we continue our journey through Tarantino films, this time there second part of Django Unchained. We also have an impromptu game of guess Samuel L Jacksons character in Jackie Brown. Also, Ross plays the How Old Are They? game, will he get more than one point. Next Time, The Hateful Eight               Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this time part one of Django Unchained. This time... Why Australian? Django 2? What other film could Jamie Foxx have been in? Simon talks about some bloke in some place about some film. We have a game of how old are they and Ross makes a game up to help Simon remember a character name. Part 2 next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to part 2 of our Inglorious Basterds journey through Tarantino. This week a hastily improvised game of how old are they? Simon gets accused of being the smutty one in the duo. Ross introduces a new feature, with of course a new jingle. Also an update on Ross's toilet troubles. see you next week. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to our trip through Tarantino films, this week: Does Simon look like a geography teacher? Ross doesn't like being static for too long What is a Bass-Turd? Is it Passive Dominance? Is Eli Roth a good actor? We also play a game of guess Decaprio’s age What? It’s legal! Join us next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Episode 5 of the best of Patreon. This time Simon tells a dream of living above a shop with the Ghost of Robert Peston. Ross gets propositioned by a lady of the night. Simon recounts his s****y trip back from Bakewell (apologise to the cleaner at Asda). Ross has a fight with Chinese business men in another dream.  Also Simon has to prove he's friends with Gal Gadot. Next week we'll continue with our Tarantino series, with Inglorious Basterds. Become a member at...

Welcome back to this extra long episode of excepts from the Simon and Ross Patreon shows. Running at almost 2 hours, we hope you enjoy these edited highlights. This time you join us on a road trip to a stag weekend and entertaining ourselves on the journey. Is Ross longer than he is wide? What happens when Ross's balls turn into a large fleshy plate? What use is a gappy spatula? Is Ross a tool? Was he designed to give pleasure of the sexual variety? What is he inserted into? Join us next...

Welcome back to our journey through Quintin Tarantino movies, this time not a Tarantino movie, but a Robert Rodriquez movie Planet Terror. Part of the two directors Grindhouse experience and with crossovers from Deathproof. Does a ball bag have a root? Would you eat the meat from JT's bbq? Would a decomposing penis put you off? We may not answer these questions, but we certainly ask them. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on...

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week we continue with Deathproof, we begin with Simon waiting for Ross to come online after a delay. We begin with Ross’s IT issues, then discuss the emergency broadcast in case of nuclear war and why Simon’s microphone doesn’t like sound! Why did Ross think he had to watch planet terror? Second half? Bit boring? Why wouldn’t you just stop the car? How sexy is Kurt Russell? Is Stuntman Mike cold to the touch? Would you enjoy watching...

This week the Tarantino specials continue with Kill Bill Vol.2 The questions that are asked, but not necessarily get answer are: What is our favourite scene? Have you ever heard of salt? Has Ross desensitised C**t? Can you imagine a snake being latched on to your face? Why would Simon like to pop an eyeball with his toes? Would you eat a toad? What does a montage of spots look like? What does a very busy cat flap sound like? WOULD YOU LIKE BILL TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH? Become a member at...