“Peter wins 100% solely for the show that would ensue when you die. Imagine the human body forcibly evacuating 1,000 dollars worth of Taco Bell bile upon your death. It would be like a show at seaworld. I imagine there would be a big splash zone close to the electric chair and the people standing in said zone would have to show up in rain ponchos. It would be like the guy who used to smash watermelons but way better.”
Mactooper via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/02/20