We have our very first happy ending here on The Worstship. After Ali suggested opening up her relationship as a way to segue into a breakup, she dumped John. She's a thoughtful girlfriend and bought her white rapper ex-boyfriend thoughtful presents. Very demure, very mindful. Her friends didn't like John and Ali can identify what the red flags were, in hindsight. Now she's been in a great relationship for the past 2 and 1/2 years and we are THRILLED!!