This episode can be heard ad-free via our Patreon, where you can also find the entire back catalog of The Thrilling Adventure Hour plus Bonus Content, Complete Libraries of Classic Segments, and more: https://www.patreon.com/thrillingadventurehour Follow The Thrilling Adventure Hour: https://twitter.com/ThrillingAdv https://www.facebook.com/ThrillingAdventureHour The Thrilling Adventure Hour Treasury is a Forever Dog podcast https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-thrilling-adventure-hour Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker Starring Carlos Alazraqui as Captain Laserbeam; Hal Lublin as Phillip Fathom; Janet Varney as Adventurekateer Hannah Jean; Isabella Gomez as Adventurekateer Valencia; Mark Gagliardi as Laserblade; Annie Savage as Mimia; Autumn Reeser, Joshua Malina, and Mark Gagliardi as reporters; and Craig Cackowski as the Heroic Narrator. Produced by Ben Acker & Ben Blacker Music by Jordan Katz, Jonathan Dinerstein, Becky Ward, John Flaugher, and Ben Jaffe Sound effects by Cayenne Chris Conroy Podcast produced by Jordan Katz This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/thrilling and get on your way to being your best self. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices