Episodes
Happy Halloqueen! Erin and Bryan were sent mystery costumes for the occasion which leads to a live wig-turning event. Erin takes down Cochrane County in Texas and their BS ordinance outlawing travel to New Mexico to seek an abortion and Bryan speaks on the Washington State Department of Corrections policy changes approving gender-affirming care for inmates including the hiring of a mental health specialist, access to telehealth and hormone therapy. Join us on the Road to 3,000 on...
Published 10/26/23
This week we pull up a high heel shoe chair Guest Host Naomi Ekperigin! Bryan tells his famous Suzanne Somers story, discusses Elon Musk’s continued attacks on the Transgender community on X, and Simone Biles’ achievements being recognized.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 10/19/23
Special guest Tom Lenk joins us this week to discuss getting your colors done, mens fashion in LA, and Mohair Sweaters on Etsy! Erin discusses GOP lobbyists working to remove protections in the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act for employees recovering from abortion-related procedures. If you’re in Southern California see Tom Lenk in the LA LGBT Center production of Lottie Plachett Took A Hatchet through October 30th! Tickets here: https://lalgbtcenter.org/events/ Join our Discord to chat high...
Published 10/12/23
Comedic superstar Wendi McClendon-Covey joins us to talk about how many wigs she had in her trunk during her Groundlings days, Bryan discusses Tiktok censoring LGBTQ+ content because of the Kenyan government, and Erin reports on the lawsuit against Qatar Airways from five women who had invasive exams after an abandoned baby was found onboard a flight. Join us on the road to 3,000 subscribers on Patreon! Once we hit our goal, each tier will be plussed and a new season of GROCERIES will begin!...
Published 10/05/23
Bryan’s mom is trying to force him to take Oreganol and the WGA has reached a tentative agreement! Erin talks about how the GOP MAGA temper tantrums are shutting down the government and how that will affect low-income, Black & Indigenous women the most, and Bryan goes in-depth on Gavin Newsom's surprising veto of a bill targeting child custody disputes that would require consideration of the parent's affirmation their child’s gender identity.   Join us on the road to 3,000 subscribers on...
Published 09/28/23
This week Erin finds out the Levi’s Store still exists, Nicole Scherzinger is playing Norma Desmond, Bryan rips anti-LGBTQ Congresswoman Lauren Boebert for being straight-up trash at Beetlejuice the Musical, and Erin discusses the American Beverage Association recruiting Tiktok “dieticians” to promote their pro-Aspartame messaging. Join us on the road to 3,000 on Patreon where we will release a new season of Groceries once we hit our subscriber goal! Hear re-releases from the Vault every...
Published 09/21/23
This week Bryan gets called out at the U.S. Open for having RBF. Erin talks about the Crystal Pepsi-style rebrand for the GOP trying to shake the label "pro-life" to win back alienated voters, and Bryan speaks in support of Dylan Kaercher aka Roxi Manacoochi who was banned from the Mower County Fair in Minnesota after years of calling Bingo due to conservative pushback. Join us on the Road to 3,000 Patreon subscribers! Once we hit our goal a new season of Groceries will begin and all our...
Published 09/14/23
Erin is back from her trip to Red Rocks where she witnessed Duran Duran’s sock wardrobe malfunction and weird TikTok filters on the audience. Bryan talks about Canada’s travel advisory for its queer citizens traveling to the United States amid rising homophobia and transphobia and legislation targeting those communities. Erin discusses Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, the Georgia poll workers who won their defamation suit against Rudy Giuliani for the lies he spread during the 2020...
Published 09/07/23
After a discussion on required seafood dishware, Bryan details a visit to his shi-shi-shi Beverly Hills medical office for a “procedure.” Erin breaks down how until now, tampons were only tested with saline solution, and Bryan reports on the recent Republican realization that being “Anti-Woke” is not what bread and butter voters want at the ballot box. Less than 500 Patreon subscribers until we reach our goal to start the new season of GROCERIES! Over 100 bonus episodes await behind the...
Published 08/31/23
Buckle up for Zoom chaos as our Lady Attorneys join us for our monthly live ep. Is iCloud related to iMac? Put your Apples in your Mrs. Frigidaire crisper as Bryan talks about the rise in hate crimes including the murder of Laura Ann Carleton and Erin describes the treatment of the World Cup-winning Spanish Women’s Soccer League by the Royal Spanish Football Federation. We’re on the road to 3,000 Patreon subscribers where a new season of GROCERIES awaits once we hit our goal! Visit...
Published 08/24/23
The Tale of Erin Scissorhands turns into a concept album for Shania Twain covers for situations you didn’t know you needed them for. Erin reviews Ohio’s Issue 1 and the Montana “Born Alive” referendum that were defeated by voters at the ballot box, and Bryan spotlights 2023 Idaho Teacher of the Year Karen Lauritzen who was driven out of the state by the right wing for her support of the LGBTQ+ community. Join us Patreon! Once we hit our goal of 3,000 subscribers we’ll start releasing the new...
Published 08/17/23
We’re starting off with a visit from artist, speaker and published author The Jealous Curator - Danielle Krysa! Bryan delves into the senseless murder of dancer O’Shae Sibley, and Erin discusses Texas State District Judge Jessica Mangrum granting a temporary injunction against the state abortion ban and Greg Abbott signs the anti-trans " Save Women's Sports Act. Join us on our journey to 3,000 patrons! New tiers and a new season of GROCERIES await once we hit our goal! Visit...
Published 08/10/23
It’s Bryan George Richárd Safi III’s birthday! Fresh from Palm Springs in his T-Shirt City Sherbet Sensation, we discuss the 80’s hottest sex symbol Jessica Fletcher. Plus, Italy's far-right PM, Georgia Meloni, passed new legislation that allows the removal of non-biological parents in same-sex relationships to be erased from their children's birth certificates and drag queen Flamy Grant hits #1 on the Apple Music Christian/Gospel album chart thanks to homophobe Sean Feucht. Full video...
Published 08/03/23
Fresh off the IMDB yacht to fill you in on Bryan's hiking expeditions and explain the phrase "schadenfreude, boys." Plus, the graphic essay "The Lowkey Sadness of Gay Ken" by Jett Allen, how lazy and mean Sarah Huckabee Sanders is copying the evil legislation in Florida for Arkansas and Rep. Nancy Mace's mouth is writing checks her butt can't cash. Watch full video episodes and get bonus content on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/attitudes. Discuss anything and everything on our Discord...
Published 07/27/23
Bryan is back from France, France, France to discuss the shit show that is America - including, but not limited to this week's ssues - the uptick in a specific kind of domestic abuse - reproductive coercion and the GOP using the NDAA to legislate queer military professional's rights. Plus, we're on strike for SAG and WGA! Watch full video episodes and get bonus content on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/attitudes. Discuss anything and everything on our Discord...
Published 07/20/23
Jeffery “Bubblegum” Self (Search Party, The Horror of Dolores Roach) co-hosts with Erin to chat that chicken incident in Fire Island, the Supreme Court’s 303 Creative V. Elenis decision that would allow business to legally discriminate based on their stupid bigotry, and Ohio’s ballot measure for abortion rights that that anti-abortion politicians are trying to thwart with legislative trickery. Watch full video episodes and get bonus content on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/attitudes. Discuss...
Published 07/13/23
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Published 07/06/23
This week guest host Jeffery Self joins Erin to chat about the 1572 politicians (no, they are not 100% GOP) who've had their stupid names and evil fingers in dangerous abortion bans and why Tennessee refused $8M in funding from the federal government for HIV prevention and treatment in the state (even though they absolutely need it). Watch the episode on patreon.com/attitudes. Discuss on Discord at https://discord.com/invite/s9hZ3nfBks #yougotthisgirl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Published 06/29/23
On ATTITUDES! this week, an absolute banger of a Dateline from behind the Patreon Paywall! Dead Man Talking! The search for an American fugitive, accused of faking his own death to evade law enforcement agencies, leads investigators to a man in a hospital in Scotland, who claims to be an Englishman named Arthur Knight, who has never been to the U.S. This is literally Andrea Cannings' pièce de ré·sis·tance. Watch the episode on patreon.com/attitudes. Discord here...
Published 06/22/23
This week on ATTITUDES! We have guest host Michelle Collins from the Patreon podcast "The Michelle Collins Show!" They discuss galas, sexy shows, and spoon feet. Bryan discusses Ron DeSantis' recent ad using fake AI images of Trump hugging and kissing Fauci, Bryan also discusses Thom Tillis being censured by the North Carolina GOP for their support of LGBTQ+ rights, immigration and gun violence policies. Watch the episode on patreon.com/attitudes. Discord here - https://discord.gg/enEapeUC...
Published 06/15/23
This week on ATTITUDES! Erin is out, and we have guest host Arden Myrin from the "No Autographs, Please!" podcast!! Bryan also discusses Pride stories from around the Globe! All this plus Euro TV, great hair, cowboy boots shelf and time goblins! Watch the episode on patreon.com/attitudes. Discord here - https://discord.gg/enEapeUC #yougotthisgirl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 06/08/23
Our Lady Attorney Level Patreons join us to talk about abortion attacks in The South and how Virgina is overloaded with people seeking abortion from other states and Target pulling and moving Pride merch after Claudine from One Million Moms used rage rants about rainbow onesies to become famous on Evangelical TicTok. Watch the episode on patreon.com/attitudes. Discord here - https://discord.gg/enEapeUC #yougotthisgirl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 06/01/23
This week on ATTITUDES! The Dodgers kowtow to stupid pressure to disinvite the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence for Pride Night and the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals lets their dumbest three judges say their stupidest thoughts out loud when they hear arguments from the Justice Department. Plus, how do you get Bryan Safi to buy something from you? It's easier than you think. Watch the episode on patreon.com/attitudes. Discord here - https://discord.gg/s9hZ3nfBks #yougotthisgirl Learn more...
Published 05/25/23
This week on ATTITUDES! The GOP's attack on no-fault divorce and the FDA lifts most of their terrible requirements for gay and bisexual men who want to donate blood. Plus we find out who the hell Edgar is. Watch the episode on patreon.com/attitudes. #yougotthisgirl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 05/18/23
This week on ATTITUDES! America's high school plays are being censored for LGBTQ+ content LGBTQ and Elon Musk slashes Twitter's parental leave from 20 weeks to 2 weeks, or less depending on what state employees work for Twitter in. Plus, updates from the pied-à-scare and what causes streaming diarrhea! Stream this episode at patreon.com/attitudes. #wgastron #yougotthisgirl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 05/11/23