Episodes
New segment, AITA? returns, and we find out that it takes the bare minimum to not be a bad dad.
Plus, some of the show you might've missed today:
Superbowl halftime show announced.
Summer Warne is UNMASKED.
Sue your hairdresser.
Is Nick being haunted?
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Published 09/25/23
We get a brief update on the location of Mr. Wap, and learn that Jules gets hangry - be warned.
Not to mention, if ya missed today's show, here are some of the best bits:
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce UPDATES.
New running motivation.
Footy presentation night.
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Published 09/25/23
Jules prepares to claim the undisputed Best and Fairest at her club*, and Producer Aliyah questions the efficiency of her friend's event planning.
Missed something from the show? Here ya go:
Taylor Swift's new BF rumours.
Peter stages an intervention.
Not Quite the News, Bulletin.
Is it a Pub?
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Published 09/21/23
Reality TV stars are trying to unionise, but why? Plus, Nick gives a vague history lesson that is vaguely interesting.
If that's not enough, some of the show you missed today is in there as well:
Who's the Best? (Around)
Baby Methamphetamine Rules.
An unlikely song in Florence.
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Published 09/20/23
Nick and Jules take a trip down memory lane, taking a look at their old Facebook statuses to see what life was like as an angsty teen/young adult. Producer Aliyah jumps in, also highlighting why it isn't a good thing to be constantly connected to the internet.
Some moments you might've missed from today's show:
Beach and river etiquette.
Nick's diet hack.
The secret to growing tall.
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Published 09/19/23
New segment, who dis? New podcast exclusive segment that sees the team decide on the intricacies of shared finances, and how can you be rich in your early 20s.
Missed stuff from this morning? We've got you sorted:
Pick-pocketing Jules.
Nick & Jules & Caravan Parks.
Douchebag #2.
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Published 09/19/23
Jules is back, and we also meet the newest member of the team - Producer Aliyah! Jules' takes us to Europe, and Nick is shocked to learn of Aliyah's tattoos..
Missed the show today? Here are some of the best bits to catch up with:
Jules, and missing important moments.
Meet the new producer!
Contiki Douchebag #1
Spy internships.
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Published 09/18/23
Em's last show with us, before Jules returns on Monday morning. We look back, and forward, and then back again across the last 5 weeks.
Some highlights from today's show too:
Not Quite the News, Bulletin.
Sexy train rides.
Rude guy at the gym.
Em's gift to Nick.
VMAs after party wrap up.
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Published 09/14/23
Way too serious today. Uncharacteristically deep and profound. Nick also talks about peeing somewhere unconventional, so it does balance out.
Bits from today as well:
Mexican aliens revealed.
VMAs wrap up.
New dating term - 'phubbing'.
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Published 09/14/23
We delve into Nick's past, the past that somehow saw him get this job. Em is surprised by a hobby of Nick's, and the surprises don't stop coming.
Best bits from today as well:
Jessica Mauboy.
Frankie McNair.
Nick isn't ready for the half-marathon.
Crocs galore.
The least trusted jobs in Australia.
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Published 09/13/23
Nick praises the sales tactics of a charity worker, and Em makes it very clear that she doesn't own expensive activewear.
Best bits from today as well:
Grindr license plates.
GV man runs way more than anyone ever should.
Em has been betrayed.
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Published 09/12/23
Nick rolls into the studio a little dustier than he left, and Em is crippled by her football team's loss.
Best bits of the show as well:
Osher joins the show ahead of 'The Masked Singer'.
Postcards from Jules.
What is your partners annoying habit.
Em's flirty grandma.
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Published 09/11/23
Nick and Em discuss the vicious battle between 'Saturday Nick' and 'Sunday Nick'. Who will win? Nick grades Em on her overall performance to date.
Best bits of the show as well:
Fridayz ticket winner finally announced!
Victoria is under attack..
Not Quite the News, Bulletin.
You were vaping where?!
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Published 09/08/23
Nick gets travel advice from Em, and we learn that you need to get certified to be putting out the perfect margherita pizza.
Some of this morning's show as well, for you listening pleasure:
Dating roster, and doing the SAME date.
Who's the Best? (Around).
Low level psychic moments.
Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas split.
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Published 09/07/23
Em reveals something shocking about herself on the pod, something that rocks him to his core..
Less core rocking though, are some of the best bits of the show included in today's pod:
Ray O'Leary joins 'Thank God You're Here'.
Em tries to run.
Rats try to vape.
When did you know you were an adult?
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Published 09/06/23
Em, a lover of reality TV, workshops new TV show ideas with Nick. Nick is full of regret, apparently.
Hotels, motels, and sleepovers.
Em gets gaslit.
Smallest thing you've cried over?
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Published 09/05/23
Nick and Em catch up on their polar opposite weekends - one of joy, another sorrow, and try to find Nick a new hobby.
Some of today's show as well:
Postcards from Jules.
The Golden Girls 2.0.
What's the worst movie you've seen?
Saddle Club DVD Box set
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Published 09/04/23
Nick and Em debrief before a drunken weekend, either to celebrate or commiserate - time will tell.
Some of the show that you might have missed today (though you better not have missed any of it):
Tommy Little, on his new book.
The most commonly shoplifted item.
Dealbreakers.
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Published 08/31/23
A star studded line-up for today's podcast. Hot of the announcement of Fridayz Live's line-up, Jo Jo and Fatman Scoop speak with Nick and Jules about what is going to be the show of a lifetime. Ross Noble swings by as well, to berate Nick for pissing in hot tubs.
In today's pod:
Jo Jo
Fatman Scoop
Ross Noble
Isn't that enough for you?! That's tons of big guests! Back off!
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Published 08/30/23
Nick and Em dissect Jules' recent Instagram post, and figure out the perfect sized... penis? pig? Either way, Jules will regret posting her Euro snaps.
Here's some of today's show as well:
Can you pee in a hot tub?
Bachelor Cremation.
Nick got caught shoplifting.
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Published 08/30/23
Nick and Em pitch each other their opening lines for dating apps. Nick gets roasted, and Em gets toasted - perhaps unjustly.
Here are some bits of the show you might've missed:
Vic Govt. and taxi regulation.
Em's Grandma gets dressed up.
The worst opening line for a dating app?
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Published 08/29/23
Nick and Em dispense some unfriendly wisdom, first thing on a Monday morning. Nick makes you move, and Em says ditch your mates.
Plus, some of what you missed this morning:
Jules, live from Italy.
Mysterious plane ticket.
'A Magic' coffee order.
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Published 08/28/23
Nick gets graded on his, tutelage? His oversight? Whatever, Em tells Nick how he has been on the show for her first two weeks.
Some of the show you mighta missed this morning:
Bad rooster.
NZ to join Australia?
What's the weird thing at your grandparent's house?
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Published 08/25/23
Nick and Em start off with some worldly wisdom, before hijacking the podcast and talking about a TV show. Every yin, has its yang.
Some of this morning's show for your listening pleasure:
Who's The Best?! (Around).
Em crashes the work car.
Long distance relationship contract.
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Published 08/24/23
Is there a level of hotness, that doesn't excuse of boring you are? Th team discuss the fragile link between personality and if you're a 10/10.
Best bits from this morning's show as well:
Lisa Palmer, CEO of Wildlife Victoria.
Nick is getting some weird items suggested to him online..
Em exercises in her sleep.
What have you banned your partner from?
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Published 08/23/23