Snoodles, Bologneses and Labracapoodles. One of these dog breeds is made up. But which one? Curious minds can find out in this episode of Today with tonies! Join Tim and Sam as they play ‘True or False’ and battle to become the best MC out there in ‘Rhyme Time Tattle Battle’. Don’t delay, listen in today (we’re poets and we know it!)Looking for the punchline to Tim’s joke? You’re in the right place. Joke: Where would you find an elephant?Punchline: In the same place you lost her!We hope your ...

If you weighed all the bones in your body and all the water in your body, which would be heavier? Little listeners can join Tim and Sam to find out! In this episode they jump into the Big Bubbling Bucket of… ew… cold beans! And pull out three brilliant challenges. Discover mind-boggling facts about the human body, learn a bit of Swedish and prepare to shout out some extra-bizarre wrong answers (can you really fuel a car with eggs?)Is your little listener trying to guess the answer to Tim’s jo...

Your little one will never guess what’s inside the Big Bubbling Bucket today. No, really, they won’t! Among some rather strange objects, hosts Tim and Sam find three excellent challenges that get them guessing famous characters, learning new words and naming games against the clock! Plus Sam learns some German (it’s as easy as eins, zwei, drei!).Are your curious kids wondering about the answer to Sam’s question? Here it is!Question: Which countries are wider than the moon?Answer: The moon is ...

It’s time for your little performers to warm up those voices for some Today with tonies tongue twisters! How fast can they go? Join hosts Tim and Sam as they get their chops around twisty new phrases, learn an intriguing new word from Denmark, and find out what volcanoes say when they’re hungry! We’d lava to know!Looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke? You’re in the right place. Joke: How do elephants talk to each other?Punchline: On the ele-phone!We hope your little ones are enjoying these ...

How many colours can the human eye see? The answer might surprise you! Little listeners can join Tim and Sam as they jump into the Big Bubbling bucket, identify mystery noises, and test their memory to its limits. The stakes are high - the first one to get an answer wrong has to do a forfeit!Is your little one desperate to know the punchline to Tim’s joke? Here it comes! Joke: What is a pirate’s favourite letter?Punchline: The letter ‘R’!We hope your little listeners are enjoying these weekly...

It’s time for curious kids to get cosy with Tim and Sam as they dive into a bucket full of wool and warm berry tea and find two excellent challenges. Rhyme along with Rhyme Time Tattle Battle, throw some shapes in Dance it Out and find out why giraffes have such long necks.Ready to learn the answer to Tim’s dazzling question? Question: What is a group of zebras called?Answer: A dazzle.We hope your little ones are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access ...

In this episode Tim and Sam get all relaxed as they design their ideal happy place (spoiler alert - Sam’s smells like freshly baked croissants). Little listeners can play along as they guess a mystery character (we’ll give you a hint - they’re blue!), learn a wonderful word from the Inuti language and find out what’s big, scary and has three wheels.Looking for the answer to Sam’s question? You’re in the right place. But be warned - it’s a gruesome one!Question: What colour is cockroach blood?...

Timberdoodle, Ticklemore and Naughty Dragon. Two of these are real cheeses. One is made up. But which is which? Join Tim and Sam as they find out! Jump into the Bubbling Bucket and get stuck into a game of True or False, before jetting off to a sparkly, snowy wonderland. Any idea where we are?Does your little one want to know the rest of Sam’s joke? Here it comes! Joke: Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?Punchline: Because they don’t have pockets!We hope your little ones are enjoying t...

Join hosts Sam and Tim every week for games, ridiculously silly challenges, learning in disguise, hilarious jokes and more. Perfect for little listeners aged 4 to 7! To get access to daily episodes of Today with tonies go to tonies.com/podcast