Ask, Bae Leaves
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“Mike, Jeff, and Dave. The boys. Let me pose a question to you. What is the worst part about cooking at home? If you guessed Huff being a goddam snitch, I’ll accept that as valid answer. But the actual answer is when you want to cook something specific but you don’t have the ingredients you want and you know you’re either too lazy or too busy counting your stacks in your room to want to run to the grocery store to pick up a pound of rosemary. What I propose is an app that is a collective database of all recipes ever. You enter in the category of food you want (be it sweet or savory with sub categories of breakfast, lunch, dinner, or dessert, with sub sub categories of ethnicity) and then you enter in the ingredients you have. From that information the app brings up possible meals and you sit back and smile. The app is a reasonable $1.79 for the regular package and $2.99 for the premium package which offers “cook-assist” which is a sentient AI that walks you through everything, predicts your mistakes based on your astrological sign, background check, and vocal inflections and slowly siphons money out of your account and entering it into a certain bank account labeled only “Rosie.” The app’s name is Ask, Bae leaves. Bae leaves being a play on the spice, and the ask part being a play on the failed butler themed search engine. And once it steals enough money, you better know your girl is packing up and leaving for a richer man.
All the best from a loyal member of the Thinnovation Nation
Alex from Michigan
P.S. Shout out to Dud for that being his name.”
Alejandro of the Jefederacion via Apple Podcasts ·
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02/27/16
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