hiiiiii freaks :) in this episode we concluded our riveting series of Drew painfully describing what she thinks happens in specific movies for Deison to guess! in this episode we talked about which ape we would eliminate IMMEDIATELY in the "Planet of the Apes" series, a really funny experience we had in New York recently, and why did they make E.T. look all crusty and dehydrated for? like what was the reason???? COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets...

hiiii sweet lil freaks! this week we continued our series on Drew inaccurately (and sometimes accurately!!) describing movies to Deison! in this episode we talked about our personal nail journey, our thoughts on the "Black Swan", and why "Rugrats in Paris" deserves more national recognition & was 10000% Oscar worthy!!! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July...

hi lil freakssss!!! this week we had y'all send in movies for Drew to describe to Deison and why did we lowkey kill this challenge likeeeeeee 🤭 in this episode we talked about our opinions on the "Divergent" series, our current thoughts on the upcoming "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what Drew thinks happens in "Pride and Prejudice" (we've never seen it - bet you couldn't tell!!!) COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com...

hi lil freaksssss!!! this week we continued to answer some hard hitting questions submitted by our loyal Patreoners! in this episode we talked about why Donnie is the most annoying person at the airport, why the ocean truly terrifies us, and our longest standing/current bits we're obsessed with! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY...

hi sick lil freakssssss !!! this week we had our lovely Patreoners send in some questions for us to answer and it was so much fun! in this episode we talked about our 17 hr trip to the Big Apple, how we told our mom we're big BUSTY gals, and what interview questions we'd have for Austin Butler, Jacob Elordi, and Timothee Chalamet! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on...

hi freaks!! this week we concluded our saga on things y'all's exes did and you stayed and this one might be the nastiest one yet.... in this episode we talked about OUR NATIONWIDE TOUR!!! (buy your tickets at the link below!!), when your boyfriend's mud butt makes it into the shower, and how to navigate when you walk in on your boyfriend chewing his toenails off like a cat :D !! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at...

hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR...

hellooo sick lil freaks!! this week we asked y'all to send in stories about things your ex did and you still stayed with them :'( we gasped over men's hygiene almost the entire time, can u BELIEVE????? in this episode we talked about the first serious conversation Drew & Pili had, what to do when your bf cheats on you & wears a tie you bought him to his wedding???, and how to react when someone serenades you with an intimate ukulele performance ???? :D PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It...

hi freaks!!! :D this week we decided to do another gardening episode because y'all have been enjoying the last couple lol in this episode we talked about new rules that should be implemented at TSA, how many geese we could WRECK in a fight, and Drew's trick to have dolphin skin on her back! :) PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for...

hi freakss!!! this week we continued to "garden" and answer y'all's questions annndddd let's just say we were feelin it this episode (meaning Deison was lmao) in this episode we talked about our favorite tv "himbos," pet peeves we have that we believe deserve punishments, and who we think was the original family vlog channel ????? PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR...

hi freaks!! this week we did one of our most highly requested episodes where we've "gardened" and answered y'all's questions!! in this episode we talked about our new tattoos!!!, how we'd take care of loose seagulls in our house, and why no one asks Drew about her AP Test Scores???? PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more...

hiiii sick lil freaksss !!! this week we continued to talk about all of y'all's tv shows and movie hot takes! in this episode we talked about whether or not romantic comedies are back????, Drew breaks down the cinematic classic "Burlesque", and Deison's least favorite character in "The Summer I Turned Pretty"!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit...

hi freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your hot takes on ALL things regard tv shows and movies and GUESS WHAT - we disagreed a lot with y'all LMAO in this episode we talked about thinking "The Office" is boring?? (so wrong), why "She's the Man" is a cult classic that doesn't get enough recognition, and shared stories from our past lives as corporate america girlies LMAO PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly...

hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our series on the most embarrassing things y'all did for crushes and BOY did you deliver!!! in this episode we talked about Deison's current hyper fixation (white boy of the month obvs), our current bit with Adam (maybe he makes an appearance in this eppy IDK), and the time Drew was in a love square UNBEKNOWNST to her and AGAINST her will :) PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For...

hi sick freaksss!! in the spirit of February we asked y'all to send in stories about embarrassing things you did for crushes and.....it was A LOT... in this episode we talked about falling off your crush's loft bed & having to buy him dinner, new tv shows Drew is currently consuming, and Deison's new crushes !! (spoiler alert: they're men!) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: -...

hi sick freaks!! first guest episode of 2024 and it's none other than our gorgeous talented hilarious super successful friend Caleb Hearon!!!!! in this episode we talked about Caleb's top secret way to decompress, the life event that forced Drew to complete 75 Hard, and why Deison's veganism changed the trajectory of her friendship with Caleb. this episode felt very gay....not sure why?? LITERALLY FOLLOW CALEB ON EVERYTHING @calebsaysthings ! We cannot recommend enough to see him perform...

hi freaksss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your current most polarizing hot takes on all things food, pop culture, silly stuff, ETC! in this episode we recapped our trip across the pond!!, shared what we're referring to diarrhea as in 2024, and why there's literally NO way ON EARTH that cake is better than pie ? (NICE TRY!) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - NYX Cosmetics:...

in this essay i will prove to you why we believe egg salad will ALWAYS be superior!!! this week we concluded giggling over y'all's ins and outs for 2024! in this episode we talked about what drinks make your breath stink the most, our favorite lip oils, and more of our current favorite bits. ps: we filmed this pre-London so we'll be recapping this in next week's episode!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our...

omg what the heck Hi!!! here's a cutie lil snippet of our most recent Patreon bonus eppy! all our bonus eppys have neverending Zoomies and Unfiltered thoughts! hi sick lil freaks!!! In this super duper up close episode of Two Idiot Girls Gone WILDDDDD why we think our bestie Alex could be the most decorated Canadian olympian of ALL TIME, our thoughts on Regina George being a lesbian, and our current favorite bits! IF you want to hear the rest of this episode (because why wouldn't you???) you...

hi freaks! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's Ins and Outs as well as have 400000 mins of zoomies :) in this episode we reveal our new set!!!, discussed our first trip in 2024, and the multiple uses for those gorgeous controversial Tabby shoes! it was A LOTTTTT For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - MeUndies: This Valentine’s Day, give the gift that’ll always have them...

hi freaks! due to popular demand we had y'all send in your current Ins and Outs for 2024! the zoomies for this one are pretty extensive lol in this episode we talked about why sicko men deserve to be in the Upside Down, Drew's current love for extension cords, and why being single is OUT for 2024 :) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things...

hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we continued answering y'alls questions for us! in this episode we talked about Drew's NEW current video game obsession, our thoughts on new years resolutions, and stinky ass????? why does that keep coming up??? so random... For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - NYX Cosmetics: Get your NYX Cosmetics Pro Fix Stick Concealers at your favorite makeup...

HAPPY NEW YEAR BEAN FREAKS!! omg new year and new season of two idiot girls WAT THE HECK?! because there's so many new people here we decided to do a Q&A for y'all! in this episode we talked about Drew's current video game hyperfixation, yet another embarrassing college library story for Deison, and what our top 5 favorite drinks were in 2023 LMAO For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week...

hi besties! FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR ALERRRRRRTTTT!! and guess what?? we didn't miss any episodes ALL of 2023! WAT THE HECK!! to continue our tradition from last year, we wanted to finish off 2023 by having y'all share your most embarrassing moments of the entire year and wow we can't believe so many of you fell down in 2023??? LMAO in this episode we talked about Drew's wild experience at the Barbie premiere, how to gaslight your way out of destroying the concrete curb in your work parking...

hiiiiiii :) our current favorite trend on TikTok rn is silent reviews so we decided to have y'all send us things you'd want us to give a silent review on! to make it more accessible to audio only listeners, we took turns guessing what the other one's silent review was TRULY trying to convey and it went just as perfect as we assumed it would lol in this episode we talked about the Cake Boss???, our ranking of the HSM trilogy, and Deison's 30th birthday weekend !!!! For extra fun silly...