Having a very happy almost birthday, Chris listens to your wildest birthday stories, cracks into some crush confessions, forms a throuple with two callers, learns some things that happened in Vegas that should have stayed in Vegas, commiserates with sad girl birthdays, cringes at nauseous hookups, winces at Bang Energy alcoholic seltzers, hears about drunk-talking to hot guys at a party, wonders about breaking up after cruise vacations, and gets real about anxiety. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/unhinged to grow your business - no matter what stage you’re in. Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc For audio episodes (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://link.chtbl.com/unhinged Need advice or have a wild story? Email us [email protected] Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7  Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens: • http://instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens  • https://www.tiktok.com/@unhingedclips  Produced by Chris Klemens (https://www.youtube.com/chris), Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com) Filmed and Edited by Justin Bretter (https://www.instagram.com/fieldsobriety/) Special thanks to Jake Wachtel (https://www.noworriesentertainment.com/about-us-01)  This episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct, or indirect financial interest in products, or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.