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Hoodie-on and happy to be here, Chris enters a brand new era, answers your live calls, cracks up to your craziest stories, gives some unhinged advice, unpacks unexpected date hookups, hears all about your crazy roommates, delves into dog-bites and scratch marks, considers throwing someone out of the window, wonders about defamation trials, pities your peanut allergies, unpacks poly...
Published 05/23/24
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Caffeinated and ready to cruise, Chris joins Nurse Blake as they chat all things nursing, dive into the journey from...
Published 05/16/24
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Riled-up and ready to dish, Chris joins Gabby Windey of Long Winded...
Published 05/09/24
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Tipsy and talking through your titillating secrets, Chris gets hammered and takes Buzzfeed quizzes, leaves opinions about The Tortured Poets Department at the door, gives the final verdict on gaslighting your friends, unpacks the Unhinged citizen inbox, spills about secret spouses, finds out what movie his summer will be most like, dives into all things lakes, buzzes about old summer anthems, debates between Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor...
Published 05/02/24
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Stressed-out and over-caffeinated, Chris rocks his new Acne Studios silver denim set, talks all things stand-up special, takes a spicy personality test, voices concerns about unnecessary vocabulary words, gives the final verdict on multiple-choice questions, discovers his Enneagram type, rails against Alix...
Published 04/25/24
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Striped and sexy, Chris joins Brooke Averick of Obsessed as they talk all things East Coast, venture into the mind of Kurtis Conner, dig into Unhinged citizens’ Spring Break shenanigans, dive into drunk Dads, give the final verdict on splitting during family vacations, chat...
Published 04/18/24
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Sunglasses on and coming in hot, Chris unpacks the Unhinged citizen inbox, delivers your lottery-winning fantasies, buzzes about Beyoncé’s new album...
Published 04/11/24
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Spreading joy and cheer for all to hear, Chris hosts Unhinged’s very own Shark Tank that ranks celebrity products, buzzes about Beyoncé, salutes the success of Skims, enthuses about Hailey Bieber’s Rhode skincare line, gets real about Jessica Alba’s The Honest Company, reviews The Row by Mary Kate and Ashley, dives into Dwayne...
Published 04/04/24
Joined by countess and cabaret star Luann de Lesseps, Chris reminisces about all things Real Housewives of New York, savors imaginary arguments, spills about Bethenny Frankel, dishes on an infamous infidelity, crowns the cities with the best and worst gays, dishes about the sloppiest RHONY drinker, compares voices with Erika Jayne, reveals the best ex in bed, laments love gained and lost, spills some salacious secrets in F Marry Kill, gets nosy about new music, decides between jail and...
Published 03/28/24
With a dose of mindfulness and a we bit under the influence, Chris dives into work secrets that would terrify the public, celebrates a podcast milestone, grows grateful for a new stage in his career, talks quitting Lexapro cold turkey, ugly sobs to Ariana Grande’s new album, hops back on the toxic gossip train, squirms as everything root canal is revealed, winces at housekeeping horror stories, applauds hotel receptionists, condemns Brandy Melville style checks, reveals who receives animal...
Published 03/21/24
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Live from The Bell House in Brooklyn, Chris welcomes you to New York City, debates getting back with your ex, rates street hot dogs, Andy Cohen, George Santos and New York City men, laments working at a tech startup, heckles a heckler, talks scary clubs, weighs in on a bestie’s boyfriend...
Published 03/14/24
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Chris is joined by Kurtis Conner of Very Really Good as they talk shop about stand-up, delve into best and worst celebrity encounters, declare Toronto to be fake, trade hot takes, kiss Zoom interviews goodbye, mistake Kurtis for Harry Styles, consider the bowel movements of Kelsey Ballerini’s dog, grow concerned about HIPPA violations, hear all about drawing Kris Jenner’s...
Published 03/07/24
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Donning his best nepo baby costume, Chris shares about his live show this Sunday at the Bell House in Brooklyn (get your tix), rebels against quiet luxury, ranks nepo babies, requests a room-by-room tour of Kim Kardashian’s home, asks Taylor Swift to flaunt her money, defends Haley Bieber, calls Dakota Johnson a superhero, revisits an infamous Ellen interview, gets starstruck by the...
Published 02/29/24
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Under the influence and back with Booger, Chris gets real about conspiracy theories, highlights Unhinged listeners’ clickbait olympics, announces a Forbes 2 under 2, debates hiding phone passwords, talks threesomes, navigates bisexual anxiety,...
Published 02/22/24
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Deeply dehydrated and with lips on fire, Chris announces 2024 as the year of having opinions, dives into all things adulthood, breaks down bachelorette party boundaries, discusses unfollowing your friends, unpacks his Instagram envy, gets invested in Unhinged citizen stories, reminisces about upper-echelon baby back ribs, petitions to bring back Applebees, debases Stanley cups, passes...
Published 02/15/24
Feeling nostalgic, Chris gets fed by 2014 as he ranks YouTube icons, revisits the Obama presidency, grieves Kimye and Branjelina’s weddings, consciously uncouples from Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin, gets starstruck by the Solange and Jay-Z elevator, mourns Robin Williams and Joan Rivers, trashes Frozen, splashes back to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, discovers Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’ baby, brings faux fur back from the King Kylie era, digs into Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, wonders...
Published 02/08/24
Chris is joined by Reddit aficionado Morgan from Two Hot Takes as they talk stalking your ex's pinterest, screen recording instagram stories (not Beyoncé’s), crowning Unhinged’s Douche of the Year, putting yourself first, required public speaking, sweating, shaking, tearing up, vomiting, getting out of your comfort zone, deep sea shark diving, Taylor Swift merch, melting into the floor, microplastics, doomsday prepping, lead piping, the serial killer to lottery ticket pipeline, colonoscopies,...
Published 02/01/24
Live from the Punch Line in Philly and donning a Philadelphia Eagles Jason Kelce jersey, Chris gets wild with the audience, digs deep into dating profile DMs, gets fearless about family affairs, ranks all things Philadelphia, chats Hilary Duff concerts with his mom, talks therapy and sharting, celebrates Quinta Brunson and Tina Fey, defends Dick Clark, rates Bradley Cooper, Kevin Hart, Ben Franklin, Willam Belli and Will Smith, puts Bill Cosby on blast, keeps Lil Dicky, Diplo, Lil Uzi Vert,...
Published 01/25/24
Feeling extra energized on his sexy new set, Chris lays down the law about friendship, puts bad drivers on blast, gets excited about stand up, introduces the SHARE segment, puts off procrastination, opens up about intimacy, embraces existentialism, reveals in discovering oneself, chats chicken nuggets, and delights about his new dog and extended family.
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Published 01/18/24
The Housewives Finale Heard Around the World
Donning slick Heather Gay shades just before the season four reunion, Chris gives background about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale that was heard around the world, discusses Monica Garcia’s shadiness in Bermuda towards Heather Gay, Whitney Rose, Meredith Marks, and Lisa Barlow, gets gossipy with Reddit, opens up about owning it, delves into dog poop etiquette, recounts a below waist trimming gone wrong, shares about sloppy...
Published 01/11/24
My In/Out List for 2024
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A wee bit hungover to start 2024, Chris goes off on the top New Year’s resolutions of 2024, weighs in on fitness, finance and losing weight, suggests making time for loved ones and mental health, praises picking up...
Published 01/04/24
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Dressed as Jesus, Chris helps callers figure out perfect presents, bestows advice on a revenge gone bad, plays Santa for a retired state trooper, a mechanic, a dad, and a gay bestie, suggests the ultimate white elephant gift, helps a listener who wants to attend a live taping of Unhinged with job advice, and closes out the episode with a narcissist test that reveals what Chris has...
Published 12/21/23
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Published 12/14/23
Chris’ mom joins Chris on the podcast as they share family secrets, unveil who Santa is, react to callers’ messiest birthday stories, go off on bundt cakes, take a trip down memory lane, plan a perfect vacation together, answer questions from Chris’ Patrons (join Chris’ Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens), and finish up the episode with an epic battle of truth or drink.
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Published 12/07/23
Coming off three hours of sleep and highly caffeinated, Chris digs into the National Enquirer for salacious stories, gives verdicts to voicemails, sounds off about Snoop Dogg’s smoking, weighs in on wetting the toothbrush before or after putting on the toothpaste, lays down the law on laundry etiquette, picks apart pissing on the floor, and shares about his naughty night out in NYC.
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Published 11/23/23