Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, Sweet Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and local beekeepers Chris Tyler and Honeywell conjur up the classic original CANDYMAN!          

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, Grandpa Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and local slaughterhouse employees Chris Tyler and Honeywell fire up THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – this years TCM reboot/remake/sequel!        

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts, Sergent Luke and Jason Jaconetti  and Cops On-The-Beat Chris Tyler and Honeywell pull over the MANIAC COP!      

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti Of The Living Dead and Spore-Heads-Chris Tyler and Honeywell check out a great zombie film from 2016 that has kind of slipped between the cracks – THE GIRL WITH ALL THE [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti-Clause and Santa-Chris Tyler and Honeywell pull out a YULTIDE FAVORITE! It’s SILENT NIGHT – DEADLY NIGHT, the one that almost made SISKEL & EBERT cry! Snuggle up with the family and [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror in which your hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell decide to just skip over the first Prom Night and just go for the Horror Rack Hanger-On – PROM NIGHT 2 – HELLO MARY LOU!

It’s A DISTINCT HALLOWEEN VIBE AT THE HORROR VAULT with THEM JACONETTI TWINS (Jason & Luke) and THE CHRIS WITH A CHRIS IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD (Tyler & Honeywell) with the modern classic – James Wan’s MALIGNANT ! Joining in the festivities is the LEGENDARY THOMAS DEJA!

It’s FAMILY FUN UP IN THE OL’ HORROR VAULT with THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Jason & Luke) and SIX-EYED CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) with the sleeper classic – FRAILTY! https://twotruefreaks.com/podcast/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Horror-Vault-119-Frailty.mp3

It’s back to the VHS HORROR HANGERS-ON rack at the OL’ HORROR VAULT with THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Jason & Luke) and SIAMESE CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) pop up some POPCORN! It’s a pre-Scream META TREAT! https://twotruefreaks.com/podcast/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Horror-Vault-118-Popcorn.mp3

It’s back to the ZOMBIE TROUGH ant the OL’ HORROR VAULT with THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Jason & Luke) and CONJOINED CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) digging up THE LIVING DEAD OF MANCHESTER MORGUE! Guts get munched with a British/Italian FLAIR!

Welcome to The VAULT! Join your ZOMBIE HOSTS - The SHUFFLIN' JACONETTIS (Luke and Jason)and CRUNCHI' CHRIS' (Tyler and Honeywell) as they watch the sequel to the surprise hit Train To Busan - PENINSULA!

Welcome back to the VSMHTT! Spring is coming, and with it come - BUGS! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (luke and Jay) and Chris and Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they pull out a 1988 VHS Horror Rack Hanger On "classic" featuring your standard government mutated killer roaches - THE NEST!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CHRIS SQUARED (Tyler and Honeywell) as they check out the surprisingly great 2010 Africa set zombie flick - THE DEAD!Enjoy some quality horror with a travelogue background!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jay) and multipe Chris' (Tyler and Honeywell) as they resurrect the EVERGREEN CLASSIC Horror Rack Hanger-On - RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD? Pop up some brains and settle in with the whole family!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Spend your Turkey Day with Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and the Stereophonic Chris' (Tyler and Honeywell) as they watch a ton of Korean zombies thankfully consume their holiday meal in 2016's TRAIN TO BUSAN!

Join Them Jaconetti Boyz (Luke and Jay) and The Incredible Identical Chris' (Tyler and Honeywell) as they pull a PUPPETY PICK from the VHS HORROR RACK HANGERS-ON section - GHOULIES! Does it live up to the cover art? NO! It objectively DOESN'T! But that doesn't mean you shouldn't listen to this episode IMMEDIATELY!

Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL when they decide after viewing the VHS CLASSIC, 1988's Night Of The Demons to watch the 2009 remake? Was it a mistake? Spoiler - IT WAS! Their pain is your gain!

Join Them Jaconetti Boys(Luke and Jason) and Chris Tyler and Honeywell for this month's HORROR RACK HANGER-ON - 1988's Night Of The Demons! The BLOOD FLOWS, Linnea Quigley DISROBES and let's not even talk about where the LIPSTICK GOES! Get ready for an evening of VCR AND CHILL!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join hosts "GI Luke" Jaconetti, his brother Jason "Stretch Armstrong" Jaconetti, Chris "Barbie" Tyler and Chris "Skipper" Honeywell as they pay tribute to the LATE, GREAT STUART GORDEN with 1987's DOLLS!

Welcome to the Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join Luke - The Human Sink - Jaconetti, his brother Jason - Fish For Eyes - Jaconetti, Chris - The Dog Faced Boy - Tyler and Chris - The Boy Faced Dog - Honeywell as they watch the most Two True Freakish Vault pick yet - 1993's FREAKED! Check out this neglected and unique classic!

The Vault crew ( Luke and Jason Jaconetti - Chris Tyler and Honeywell) go back to school with this HORROR RACK HANGER-ON - 1981's HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! For some reason, the Vault crew love to see CANADIAN BODIES pile up! This time, Mary from Little House On The Prairie may be responsible! UNWRAP your head around THAT!

Welcome to The Vault! Join your hosts Luke and Jason (not the same person) Jaconetti and the two unique individual Chris' - Tyler and Honeywell - as they tale a SHINE to the 2019 adaptation of Stephen King's DR. Sleep! It's Obi Wan Vs Vampires Vs Jack Nicholson in a NO-HOLDS-BARRED MAZE MATCH!

The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror go back to school! Join Principal Luke Jaconetti, Coach Jason Jaconetti, Guidance Councilor Chris Tyler and Janitory Engineer Chris Honeywell as they study SLAUGHTER HIGH!

Join the VAULT crew - Luke and Jason (Them Jaconetti Boys) and Chris and Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they face Alpacas, Nick Cage, a hippie squatter and an asteroid squatter in director Richard Stanley's adaptation of HP LOVECRAFT's COLOR OUT OF SPACE!!!