In 2017 BTS and Bighit created a completely fictional 15th century fairytale about a rare flower (also fictional) and Army have been confused ever since! On this episode we try and set the record straight and explain the backstory to the song 'The Truth Untold'. We also chat about the recent BTS book news, the so called 'global' screenings of D-Day in Japan and Tori's irrational fears. Our Army shoutout this episode goes to the supremely talented tattoo artist @lamp.arte who creates...

You know the one where BTS taunt us for being obsessed fans? Pied Piper is a scolding, a seduction, a confession, an apology, and a warning. Lean in, don't close your eyes, don't look away and follow the sounds of the pipe! Our Army shoutout this episode goes to @0901mg on Instagram, who's art is just as mesmerising as BTS performing Pied Piper. Join our Patreon for double the podcast episodes! Follow us on Instagram Send us an email [email protected] Dance practice - FESTA...

The day us come for us tackle one of the most iconic BTS songs, Baepsae aka Silver Spoon. We try very hard to use our big brains to focus more on the lyrics and meaning and not so much on the hip thrusts. But we are only human!!! This conversation does cover the evolution of the Baepsae hip thrust but it also delves into politics and societal issues like the housing crisis, generational divides and privilege. Fan merch makers mentioned in our Borahae Bites...

A little bit of squandering fun for you! This episode we review the OG YOLO anthem, Go Go. And of course we end up going on a bit of a tangent about the economy, generational division and what the pandemic has done to shake up the global workforce. Things are never as fun and simple as they seem with BTS! We also take a break from Borahae Bites this episode to discuss a deeper issue within the fandom and how to speak to BTS with love and respect. In the spirit of Go Go and spending money on...

We're digging deep into the back catalogue to review a fan favourite, Born Singer! It's a reworked version of J. Cole's 2013 song Born Sinner and was only recently released officially on the 2022 anthology album, Proof. A big shoutout to our wonderful patrons who support the show, participate in brilliant conversation with us over on the Patreon account and help us pick what songs we review in the future. If you would also like to support us on Patreon, you can sign up here and get access to...

Welcome to chapter 2 of the podcast! We have finished reviewing all of BTS' main music videos to date and now we get to dive into their back catalogue of songs. Join our Patreon for a whole other bonus podcast and the ability to vote for what songs we review for future episodes. This episode is a review of the 2022 track 'Run BTS' from the Proof anthology album. It is not a review of the long running variety show of the same name or the 2015 track titled 'Run' (we've already reviewed  that...

First and foremost we have to say a huge thank you and borahae to our wonderful patrons who have signed up in our first weeks of launching a Patreon. Maane, Shoshanna, Sonia, Diane, Jessica, Marie, Hannah, Rachel, Julie & Razamataz, you are the OGs!!! We are so thankful for your support. On our Patreon you can get various benefits including shoutouts, discussion posts, polls and a whole other Patreon only podcast that comes out on the alternating weeks to our original review episodes....

Now you can sign up to our Patreon!!! We are so excited to share even more content with all our wonderful Parmy. You'll find bonus podcast episodes on the alternate weeks to our main music review eps, the elusive Film Out episode is there, you can vote on what song we review next plus there will be blog posts, episode discussion posts and so much more! Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for all of your support. This episode we deep dive into the beautiful romance that was born between...

Da na na na na na na. Da na na na na na na. We don't need permission to podcast! On this episode we take a look at the final instalment of BTS' english song trilogy, Permission to Dance. We also reveal which BTS songs we skip the most, discuss the lack of Kpop content on major streaming services and attempt to solve the mysteries of where the hell is Jungkook and what the final episode of Run might look like. Our Army shoutout this episode goes to TikTok user @hopeferlizz, who made us think...

I bet you're thinking 'hey, where is the Film Out episode?' and friends we have some news (all is explained in this episode). Thank you very much for being patient while we scrambled to overcome a horrific tech issue which basically meant that the Film Out episode we had spent hours researching and recording, is dead. But there will be a way to listen to it soon. We are super excited to be launching our Patreon VERY SOON and we have so many bonus content ideas in the works for our faithful...

On this episode we take a closer look at the 2020 pandemic soundtrack, Life Goes On. And just to add even more authenticity to the show, Lainy takes one for the team and joins us virtually from her own little plague cave. There was a slight delay while recording so please excuse the little hiccups through out. We will hopefully be back together in the same room for the next ep! Our Army shoutout this episode goes to @va134340_bts who is an incredibly talented fan artist, make sure you check...

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all our wonderful podcast army! This is our little gift to you, an extra long Christmas special where we answer some silly, spicy and heartfelt questions and do some BTS themed quizzes together. Thank you so much for all your support in 2022, we are so happy we get to hang out and talk about BTS and there’s people out there who actually want to listen. If you want to support our little podcast, you can buy us a coffee here Send us an email...

Na na na na na na na na naaaa na na na na na na na na naaaaa WE'RE BACK! Tori and Kate have returned (kicking and screaming) from their overseas adventures and the gang is back together and reviewing a small track you might not have heard of... Dynamite!! So pull up your flares, pop open a couple of top buttons and straighten your oversized sunglasses. We're going 70's retro baby. Make sure you check out the wonderful Niiche.com.au for all your Kpop related shopping, you can use the code...

Join us in the borahae meadow of hay fever for what turned out to be a chaotic and thirsty episode. Blame the song! This will make more sense once you've listened to the episode (see suggestive lyrics). We are SO excited to partner with the wonderful team at NiiCHE to offer our awesome listeners a discount code for their website. Treat yourself to some Kpop goodies at Niiche.com.au Use the code wereviewbts for a discount off your order. We would also like to give another shoutout to an...

Surprise! Here is a little bonus episode gift from us to you. It's been a week and we felt like we needed to record an episode to discuss everything that has gone down recently in the BTS world. We recommend you listen to our previous bonus episode, Festa Dinner 2022 before listening to this one. Thank you for all the wonderful reviews that have been sent through to us in the last couple of weeks, you guys are the best! Please let us know how you feel about the podcast army listener nickname...

Fortify your emotional walls, grab some tissues just in case and prepare yourself for this entirely animated and entirely adorable music video. We are Bulletproof : the Eternal is a love letter to Army that talks about BTS' past struggles and their eternal bond with their fans. Our Army shoutout this episode goes to @grl.with.luv, who makes gorgeous BTS themed prints and THE must have Bangtan pearl necklace. Make sure you check out their online shop. Send us an email...

One word for you... FEETIES. But first we/Tori must apologise for the tardiness of this episode, we don't plan on making this a habit but sometimes health issues get in the way of recording, thank you dear listeners for understanding. This episode we dive head first into the swan lake/duck pond, to take a deeper look at Black Swan. We discuss the beautiful art film, the links to the 2010 movie and the painful lyrics which hurt just a little bit more since THAT Festa Dinner. We would also like...

This episode on We Review BTS, we endeavour to tackle not one but two ON music videos! It's a mammoth episode and somehow we have managed to pack it full of ridiculous 90s references, too many nipple mentions, a dramatic reading of the official MV and a lot of inappropriate references to conch shells. Come on a ride with us through cyberpunk Bangtan all the way to dystopian biblical peasant Bangtan. Yes, it's madness but hopefully you're laughing along with us. Our ami shoutout this episode...

We're now going to progress to some steps Which are a bit more difficult Ready, set, and begin Doff those psychology caps once again folks, our final instalment of 'BTS vs Jungian Psychology 101' is here. Rounding out the series with some Hobi time, this episode explores the glorious adorableness of Jung Hoseok and the concept of' the ego'. Plus some extended general chit chat about ami life (struggles) and various BTS goings on. Our ami shoutout this episode goes to @kyeopins, check out...

Mr Min Yoongi, we will sue you for being so devastatingly handsome and brooding in this MV! Join us for a rather spicy episode (opinions!!) as we put on our Psychology Professor* hats and dive deep into Suga's subconscious to analyses all the various elements to the song Interlude : Shadow. *We have zero academic qualifications in this. Our ami shoutout this episode goes to Bubble Boy Studios who are an Aussie business that make premium Kpop embroidered apparel. Make sure you check out their...

It's a bit of a different one this episode. For the sake of continuity, we are reviewing the sort of but sort of not a music video for Make it Right. This ep is a little bit giggly and chaotic, can you tell that the 4 of us hadn't all been in a room together for over a month? There are some differing opinions on this one and potentially a somewhat far-fetched  connection to Star Wars and Silence of the Lambs. Please vindicate Tori and let us know if you also got Jedi vibes. We got a little...

Things are a little different this episode with Victoria dialling in from her plague cave to join us to discuss the Japanese music video for Lights. Please bare with use on this ep as the phone audio is not the greatest but we think you can still hear most of what's being said. Lights turns out to be a very dreamy and sweet little song aimed once again at the fans and we loved talking about various theories around this song and reading out some army tweets from the day it was released. Our...

We are back from our little break and ready to bring you a new episode every fortnight! On this episode we chat through all the wonderful things that have happened since THAT Festa dinner, we have been well fed with BTS content and there is plenty more to come. Boy With Luv aka A Poem for Small Things, shows us a cuter side to BTS. We dissect the lyrics and some of the symbolism in this music video from Tom Hanks to Singing in the Rain as well as discuss the joys of a collaboration with...

Are we ok army? It has been a tough week and we felt the need to record this bonus episode and talk through everything that has happened. This episode is a warm hug from us to our fellow army, as well as one giant therapy session to help all of us process our feelings around BTS taking an extended break. We laughed and we cried* *Tori cried We hope this might bring you a little comfort and get you excited for what's next because the best is yet to come with BTS. Apologies for Tori's croaky...

It's time to go Namjooning! Who is Kim Namjoon? Idol, rapper or leader? A certified banger and complex work of wordsmithery, Persona both asks and answers the question of who is Kim Namjoon and what does he want? Throw in some Carl Jung psychological theory, hip hop beats and a sample of Intro: Skool Luv Affair and you have an incredible song. Our army shout this episode goes to Peachy Patches Shop who make super cute Kpop inspired patches. Check out their Instagram and online shop Send us...