In the pilot episode of When You Fic Me In The Eyes, Annika and I unlock the tragic backstory of why I became a writer. Tragic in the mortifying, anxiety dream sort of way. We also try to critique Chapters 1 through 8 of My Gay Jonas Brothers Fanfiction that I wrote twelve years ago. I intend to send the audio file to the past and have my younger self listen to it in hopes that they will make better decisions in life.  Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!  Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood. And remember, don't tell the Jonas Brothers about this.