A man dialled 999 after eating too much kebab Post Office scandal: Ex-sub-postmistress wants money back, not apology Police in Thailand have arrested a woman whose pet lion was pictured going on a joyride in the streets of Pattaya. A wedding DJ has been jailed for 14 weeks after filming himself urinating on a 72-year-old cancer patient and posting the video online. Britain must train citizen army, military chief warns. General Sir Patrick Sanders warned that an increase in reserve forces alone "would not be enough". An Alabama death row inmate is expected to become the first person in the US to be executed with nitrogen gas, after losing last-minute appeals. Support Wrong Term Memory on Patreon Produced by Jack Shaw and Colin McMillan