Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are bringing you a surprise, a treat, a present if you will! A special recap of the first episode of CRAPPIE LAKE! We might be riding on Celsius and a dream and someone maybe hit on Jake at orange theory but we have Sonja and Lou to help us get through! It’s small towns hot goss, Pawnee Indiana, Sonja’s leaking lipo stitches! Head over to Patreon for the rest of our recaps of Crappie Lake-links below! XOXO H & T...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) despite being stuck in a place of Harry Potter in Book 5, are back for another 1940’s farce of an episode! BUT FIRST: THE AGE FILTER ONTikTok-harrowing-Leave us alone and let us age in peace! Hannah calls Tyler’s mom a hot piece of ass and this turns into an unofficial Shakespeare hot takes pod. BUT ON TO THE EP—S and Nate have fridge sex, B and Chuck find his mom AND, GASP A HANDKERCHIEF! (That’s how you spell that...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are bugging from their summertime sadness of it all. Tyler learns the word anatomically, summer body woes, what we are doing to make ourselves feel great, adult hobbies and 4th of July plans. This GG ep is giving 1940s drama yall —chucks estrainged maybe unalive mother is back?! A locket/worthless trinket?! Waffles trying to hookup with Serena?! Nate and S have the gaul to hookup on Eleanor Waldorf’s couch and Andrew...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) needed a moment, needed a second and needed to catch the f*ck up with each other—henceforth we get le coffee and le kiki! we give you some hot girlie summer hacks to get us through this insufferable season that always stands in the way of Fall. We talk upcoming bravotv, Barbie the movie plans, the return of and just like that, and general fashion nonsense! happy (pre fall) summer! XOXO H & T ps zoom really tried it...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) admit that life has been mid as of late. Tyler is already looking forward to FALL CAUSE DUH and Hannah got drunk, watched Anastasia and ate papa Johns pizza. This week with the upper east side girlies—Serena’s saggy beanie journey is harrowing and she gets into a car accident —WITH TRIPP?! — BECAUSE OF A PACK OF WOLVES?! What is this damn beauty and the beast?! In another end of the GGU (gossip girl universe) it’s the...

Hosts Hannah Brown(@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are back babyyyy!! We discuss the skuttlebutt of it all, what will happen now that the 3rd part of VPR reunion of season 10 hath aireth because its honestly painful to watch at this point and how serving tea at a restaurant is a racket! But back on the UES—ITS THANKSGIVING!!; Blair thinks Eleanor is pregnant? Nate and Dan are still talking about the damn threesome? Serena shares intense smooches with Tripp in an...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) define their summer styles via their matching Nancy Myers shirts—also, pink is a neutral, we said what we said. Hannah gives us a smut journey update and her journey with Bridgerton Season 2. Tyler is on one about the Duggars and is gearing up for a Barbie/Birdcage summer. But most importantly this ep is truly keyed into our theatre kid and Lady Gaga inclined hearts and brains. Mean theatre kids lead by a guy we name...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) need to talk it alllll out. We have VPR REUNION PART 1, we are blessed with The Little Mermaid staring queen Halle Bailey and the mystery and terror that is the #BAMARUSH doc. We have questions and we demand some damn answers! 1. Is James Kennedy the voice of the people? 2. Why didn’t Flotsam and Jestsam have any lines? 3. Would we have booked it if we had auditioned for a sorority? Join us as we Mary-Kate and Ashley...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) share thoughts on the culture of smut fiction because the It’s Ends With Us photos have entered the chat—sound the alarems! In the world of the UES—ITS TIME FOR COTILLION! Tyler had her bridgerton moment as a child in cotillion and we connect over how the lamest thing is when people make fun of people when they take things seriously. DRAMA! jenni is bugging about who her escort will be; DRAMA! s and b are still feuding...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are here to deliver the single most important message—which current VPR cast members align with certain Disney characters. Hannah recaps her college reunion, we do a wellness check with the MCU, and strap in the for upcoming VPR reunion and other dark entities in the cultural universe—aka Ben Affleck. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are back and giving you tips to avoid the dread of summer dressing when you’re a true fall girlie at heart! Honestly an episode spent about Oliva/H. duff/ Lizzie M. being on Jimmy Fallon is not something we can really care about. Grand papa William vandy-b is back and everyone is tripping over Tripp’s campaign, headquartered at Chuck’s hotel. Blair’s edit this season is giving desperation and it’s not a good look on...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) have a much needed kiki about all things culture—met gala, scandoval, LIFE! It’s good for the girlies to catch up okay?! See you next week for another recap of GG! XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are back and trust a damn thing that the Tom’s say! This ep gave us everything we needed—old timey editing, moonshine and wayyyy too many 1920’s adjacent costumes. Chuck and Blair plotting? Serena working a real damn job? SO MANY DAMN FEDORAS?! We love to see it all including Olivia and her steamy Knight of the Vampire round table film. Dan’s bugging about Olivia’s ex, S gets fired like 5 times and Jenny IS NOT IT. XOXO...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith tackle the most pressing topics— OKOKOK vs LALALA girlies and we are both obvs LALALA, Tyler had a staycation and Hannah had a morning from hell in SLC. This episode was FINE, MID as the kids say. The best part was the look queen B turned in her All About Eve Dream sequence—other than that, we could have done without the nonsense of the will they won’t they over this damn TOAST at the parents weekend dinner. S plays poker, Dan can’t cook...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are coming in HOT! We catch up on all things culture and truthfully this episode was a bit of bore after last weeks intro of one H. Duff! We go back into the will they won’t they of Fufus and Lily and a wildly quick turn around time for a botanic garden wedding. There was a lot of Bree/Nate drama, which wasn’t really our bag BUT Blair pulls out one of her greatest looks EVER at Lilys wedding and we are truly grateful...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are back back back again! This week we ARE HIGHLY BLESSED AND FAVORED in the world of guest stars—icons, legends only! 1. H. DUFF 2. T. BANKS 3. literally Tory Burch we think?! Seeing Lizzie McGuire fit in amongst the co-eds is truly a sight to BEHOLD. B and Chuck get their groove back, S doesn’t WANT TO GEAUX TO BROWN, and Little J takes her place as the queen of Constance—thick eyeliner and all. Will sad boy Dan and H....

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) have finally returned to their true purpose— recapping the OG GG!! We are back with SERENA AND SHES GOTTA GEAUX, BLAIR AND SHE’S HOLDING CHUCKS SHOES HOSTAGE, DAN AND HE’S HOT and SCOTT..AND NO ONE CARES! Scott we get it, you’re Fufus’ son but like MOVE ON. Everyone’s going to a damn auction?! Everyone wants a damn painting?! We truly don’t care, we are just so happy to be back and can’t wait to be shock and awed by the...

This week H is joined by an extra special guest host, a dear friend of the pod, and host of the hit pop culture podcasts Beyond the Blinds & Dunzo!-- Troy McEady! The pals chat about their general vacation thoughts inspired by Hannah's recent trip to Cancun, VPR & Law Roach drama, and so much more! Love you like a hotel robe. xoxo H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) come together one last time as an ode to the GG reboot—a series of fashion, chaos and confusion. But first can we get the deserved flowers for 101 Dalmatians the cartoon classic?! ITS SERVING CAMP AND CHAOS and we love to see it. In the world of GG camp and chaos—we will miss Luna and Monet, we will miss doing our impression of Audrey and yes, we will even miss le basket, Kate Keller herself. TBH seeing her be brought...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) welcome you back into the chaos magic! Due to personal events they took a two week hiatus but are back and ready kiki about nonsense more than ever! TBH Tyler couldn’t find her notes on this weeks ep so Hannah leads the charge as Tyler contributes giggles and endless thank yous to Hannah for being a real one. We find the Constance crew at the Summit and are forced to endure the end of the Aki/Audrey/Max saga—enough...

Hosts Hannah brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) take time out of the recap grind to catch up and Kiki over all things culture this week. Tyler and Hannah recap their various trips, discuss Rihanna in all of her glory at le super bowl half time show and unpack Reese's newest romcom. Enjoy this cutie ep to get you through your hot girl walk--a podcast amuse bouche if you will! Not to worry though--we still have two episodes of the reboot left and plenty more to discuss...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) had another rip roaring time recording this week yall! We kiki over daddy Pedro Pascal on SNL, how zombies are not our vibe and give our NYC and Disney trip recaps! This week on GG—Obie is HOT to us and Audrey/Max are NOT to us. We obsessed over the looks of Luna and marvel at how everyone you know is at the Tribeca Film Festival. JC tries to right many wrongs at jessica Vera Bradley’s pop-up which turns out to be a hot...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are back for more UES shenanigans! Kicking off the Kiki—Hannah talks casting news of her fav smut book It Ends With Us, we talk our upcoming spontaneous trips, TikTok grievances and Blake Lively is fine. We get lots of throwbacks this ep and even more unhinged Georgina Sparks energy. GS taints Jordan for Kate Basket Keller?! JC and Audrey—are they done forever?! We meet Audrey’s Guy Fieri/Chip Gaines adjacent Dad and...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) return to the upper east side for more scooby doo nonsense! 1. Jimmy Carrey is chaotic. 2. We are back our Traitors b******t. 3. MOST IMPORTANTLY—BREAKING NEWS—gg reboot is cancelled and we air our grievances. TBH Tyler would rather watch 3 more seasons of the GG reboot than ever finish a single season of Emily in Paris—she said what she said. Unrelated, but what if we made leather bags that looked like French...

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are back for another week of Upper East Side scooby-doo nonsense! First—Are you even breathing if you aren’t watching TRAITORS?! Second—A CAMEO FROM JAKE FEATURING PUPPETS?! Also, Tyler makes her triumphant return to Disney and finally all will be right be in the world. Back on the east coast—Z and Shan head to a rave, JC and Graham get a lot closer and Audrey leads the Mystery Van to the Hamptons for a surprise visit...