In the third episode of this wild series of real life essays, Bill Schmalfeldt discusses the dependability of "Depends".  He asks what you mean when you say you are "extremely patriotic."  He shares some letters generated by his blog.  And he reaches out to a special reader in Wasilla, Alaska. 100% of the author proceeds from this book will be donated to the National Parkinson Foundation and the Charles DBS Fund at Vanderbilt... so feel free to listen without donating and try not to let the guilt BOTHER you. Bill blogs daily at Parky Bill's Parkinson's Disease Place.