This week in the news - Clever answers to curly kids’ curly Santa questions, naked cleaning comes to Adelaide, and Webguy’s best Top 10 list yet.

In the news this week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Knickers the big cow (he’s huge, but is he? Not really. Sort of. It’s complicated), scientists pinpoint the worst year to be alive, and Newsman pleads with Webguy to leave Catherine Zeta-Jones alone.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: a car modification idea we can all get behind, a US comedian rips in only minutes after Stan Lee’s passing, and the ‘The Top 10 Things No One Said At This Year’s AFL Draft’.

Up for discussion on this week’s 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Trump’s mysterious no show, RIP Stan Lee, a twist in the heroic story of Trolley Man, and Michelle Obama ridicules her husband in a new book.

In the news this week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: the male fashion trend causing gross health problems, an Aussie comedian drinks his own urine (should you too?) and controversy at the annual Miss BumBum competition in Brazil.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: a local Santa scandal triggers our EXCLUSIVE investigation into how Father Christmas should actually look, Webguy shares a brainwave that could revolutionise how the country is run and an Australian favourite makes the Disgusting Food Museum.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Tim and Marcus argue over the latest viral Chris Hemsworth story, what REALLY made Anthony Kiedis lose his mind at an NBA game, the saddest story of the year and a theory about where today’s TV shows are going all wrong.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: the controversial new ad featuring Jesus, a spooky Charles Manson story, the world’s smartest man leaves a final warning for humans and news of a looming beer shortage leaves Newsman in tears.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Banksy pulls his best prank yet, Melania Trump called out (again) for wearing some more weird stuff, and tourists in Greece cop a fat ban - plus the ‘Craziest Headline I Saw This Week’.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Lindsay Lohan makes ‘The Craziest Headline I Saw This Week’ segment, we discover there is such a thing as ‘selficide’ and the new business trend coming to a workplace near you.

This week on 1 Newsbeast and a Webpunk: Total Recall on the fashion catwalk, the Top 10 Things That Will Definitely Happen At This Year’s AFL Grand Final, and Marcus quizzes Tim to find out if he knows as much as a young child.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: an NFL star retires at halftime, a Japanese billionaire pays Elon Musk to send him to the moon and we uncover the most tightly held Sizzler secret.

On the agenda this week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: the common phrases we’ve all been saying wrong, Marky Mark teaches us how to spend our days, a homeless man’s GoFundMe backfire and Cosby Guy swamped with job offers after he was shamed online last week.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we pre-record a segment about our new PM before we know who it is, talk about the 3D Homer Simpson that shocked the world, learn about the snake pastor who was bitten by (surprise!) a snake, and hear a sad lotto story.

This week Webguy uncovers a surprising new area you might want to invest in if you have millions of dollars to flush down the toilet, Newsman shares his thoughts on the latest Baby Boomer social media trend and an extinct species of archaic human is slandered mercilessly in the world’s media.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we countdown to a population milestone, talk about the most accurate clock in the world (built in Adelaide), and find out whether we have any of the body parts that might mean you are a genius.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we look at how some famous characters have been written out of their own TV shows, the zoos trying to deceive customers, why everything you thought you knew about Garfield is a lie, and the best viral videos of the week.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we discover humans have been searching for aliens all wrong, an Adelaide doctor talks about the scariest part of the Thai cave rescue, Cristiano Ronaldo has the body of a 20 year old, and telepathic communication could be possible in the next few years.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we look at what the body language experts said about the Trump/Putin pow-wow, a radio host names and shames the celebs who behave the worst when the mic is off and Thomas Markle has apparently been caught out telling a big time fib.

This week we find out loneliness can be as harmful to your health as smoking cigarettes, Newsman talks about the community group he nearly joined, Webguy decides not to post a controversial meme about the Boomers “basketbrawl” and a faked heart attack leads to a chat about why people like MMA.

A sports star undergoes an amazing mid-game transformation, Hell Boy makes a surprising Hollywood confession and the jig is up for the ‘Naked Hermit’ who was living solo on a deserted Japanese island.

Football fans trigger an earthquake, the ‘worst movie ever’ hits back at trolls, Trump announces SPACE FORCE and Melania wears the most inappropriate item of clothing anyone has seen.

The celebrity cameo at historical world moment, apparently we’re cloning monkeys now and (BONUS!) how to survive in a plummeting elevator.