Episodes
In this episode, our heroes come to the realisation that with dear Kyle moving to the ol' USA and dear Rob's doing whatever weird shit it is he does, that time between the two lads is now at a premium. 2manypodcasts is coming to an end. Will it last forever? Nobody knows. So for legal, moral and convenience reasons the line is "we're going on a hiatus" - much like The Thrills - who should actually never reform.
They began the podcast as a protest that there's too many (and usually really...
Published 05/02/24
In this dear episode, and let's be frank, it bloody well is a dear episode, our heroes make no reference to St. Patrick's Day, or as Kyle incorrectly calls it now, St. Patty's Day.
USA! USA! USA!
No, instead Rob (mon cherie) thought of 38 quick fire, but important questions to put to Texas' latest resident legend - and no, I am not talking about Matthew McConaughey, George W. Bush, or the bloke in ZZ Top - no I am talking about dear Kyle.
Listen, there are better and worse ways to spend...
Published 03/18/24
In this dear and well articulated episode, our heroes discuss all the going on in world matters such as the technique dear Rob uses when he showers (spoiler alert: its pretty odd). Dear Kyle mon cherie found his local boozer in Texas which has a barman called dear Kyle also and he shares the same birthday. I think. I can't remember what was said, I was watching telly. But it's something along those lines.
Also, dear Rob has a PSA for all men relating to their Crown Jewels while dear Kyle...
Published 02/13/24
In this dear episode of 1 of season 2, we can say "Kyle, we're back". But dear Kyle isn't back, he has in fact left, from an Irish perspective anyways.
He's collected his gatherings and moved to the great state of Texas in the United States of America in search of the American Dream and to find clues to finally solve the assassination of John F. Kennedy in Dallas in 1963, being the sleuth that he is, if you will. Will you? You probably will you dirty fecker, won't you?
Dear Rob spent half...
Published 01/31/24
Dear listener. We have finished season 1 of 2manypodcasts. Now it's time to reflect upon what has happened. Okay, that time is over.
Dear Kyle gives us an update as he, at time of podcast-being-released is moving to the Dallas region. That's in Texas, where ZZ Top and St Vincent are from.
We shall return for season 2 at some point. Happy xmas, new year and remember - dolphins cannot tune guitars.
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Published 12/28/23
The Edge, or The as he likes to be known, makes a quick appearance where dear Kyle asks him about the time he blocked the road in town before. The guitarist addresses these claimsand dear Kyle is embarrassed. Or is he?
Also in this episode dear Rob is in Barcelona for the 350th time this year were he was doing recording and some exceptional DJing which earned him some incredible criticism from the club venue's owner. Majestic complaints of heroic proportions.
Elsewhere other things are...
Published 11/06/23
In this bloody well great episode of 76 - our first in weeks I should point out and indeed have - dear Rob went to the noble Scandinavian country of Norway to discover the bear situation is way out of control as a percentage of the population get eaten by wild bears every year allegedly. Now, I say allegedly because dear Rob claims this is true. I have my doubts and you should too.
Also, dear Kyle has a medical to join the USA on a permanent transfer but reckons he'll run for office to try...
Published 10/14/23
In this dear episode of 75, Kyle has decided not to get a tattoo of Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys in case he turns out be an a*****e. It's a wise move. I mean they discuss other stuff, but I can only remember that bit.
Oh yeah - also dear Kyle is selling his shit. But shit, we mean just his bike that he didn't steal. As he stated on his ad here: https://www.adverts.ie/31535146
Now check out his sale history - giving books away for free etc. I reckon if you put in a small offer for the bike...
Published 09/22/23
Dear listeners. As I'm sure you're aware, the previous episode was number 72. But for obvious reasons we can't do episode 73 - out of respect (or 'dear respect' as we like to say), so we're skipping straight to episode 74. I'm sure you can understand. This is a righteous episode of manic shit such as not one but two public service announcements regarding boozing.
On that note, we deliver an update with Kyle's moving-to-Dallas situation such as "how are you gonna serve Guinness in the lone...
Published 09/08/23
In this dear episode 72, a number praised by all Gods, our heroes discuss the important facts of life. These include the dangers of ice which can lead to death. Ice cubes now - not icebergs or anything crazy. As well, as illnesses, family-friendly festivals, life hacks. You bloody well name it, dear Kyle and Rob mon cherie, probably haven't bloody well discussed it. And why should they?
But also in this episode, we let dear Ryan Tubrudy back to the airwaves, and here he interviews Alex...
Published 08/24/23
In this dear episode, dear Kyle and Rob, mon cherie, agreed to do a podcast episode which would see them engage in numerous trivia questions to one another. However, cometh the hour of recording, dear Kyle failed to prepare for said podcast as did Rob mon cherie to a certain degree.
To be fair, dear Kyle is in the process of selling a goddamned house (which he has agreed to sell to a listener for €1,000 off the asking price should they want to buy it - listen in for details) and Rob mon...
Published 08/10/23
You wanted him, we got him. In this dear episode of 70, we pull out the big guns and bring the great, and frankly noble, Daniel Day Lewis to the pod. He talks about his beginnings in the oil trade, his "bastard in a basket" (his words) son H.W., his time in Ireland, as well as his admiration for an all milkshake. Some can of piss, isn't he?
Also in the pod, Rob is in New Zealand covering the women's World Cup for the pod, despite the fact Ireland's games are in Australia.
Plus talk of a...
Published 07/27/23
In this dear episode - AND IT IS A DEAR EPISODE - our Kyle mon cherrence, has informed the world that he has plans. Big plans. Dear Plans if you will. Will you? You bloody well better.
Anyways, dear Kyle plans to recreate a pillar of the Dublin nightlife scene, but Stateside. That's right. He's upping sticks and moving to the land of his legend of a father-in-law (dear) Tim, who is an American icon. So he thought to himself, "what is the one thing that the state of Texas, or TX if you like...
Published 07/23/23
In this dear episode, dear Rob ended up in prison in London, so dear Kyle panicked, knowing full well he'd have to do an episode on his Toblerone. "I need a guest," he said with fear and nausea. "And I know just the guy".
The guy is Alex Turner, lead singer and guitarist of one of England's biggest rock groups, Arctic Monkeys*
Kyle sets the record straight about the cancellation of the gig in Marlay Park as well as the egotistical adventures of Alex and his friends who he renamed all Alex,...
Published 06/25/23
In this dear episode, dear Kyle goes to that London and ends up going to jail for committing a serious offence. Not an offence that you'd normally go to jail for like murder or theft - this, in the eyes of the British judicial system, is way worse.
Dear Rob mon cherie discusses the brilliance of Michael Flatley's epic masterpiece movie "Blackbird" from the cosy confines of Brownsville, Texas. And the usual kind of banter and stuff is had. You know yourself.
"Wait...what's the usual stuff?...
Published 06/14/23
In this dear episode, our heroes grill our dear guest and comedian, podcaster and inventor of poetry, dear Shannon Basso Gaule with the same format we used in the previous episode.
Now, I know what you're thinking - you're thinking "I didn't listen to the previous episode, so I don't know the format" and, listen, we get that. We're not professionals, we're barely even human, but we're doing the best we can so cut us some slack, eh?
Dear Shannon can be found on the Instagram machine at...
Published 05/19/23
In this righteous and noble episode of 65, our heroes spent weeks preparing for a very special VIP guest who, on the day, told them that he's not gonna come on the s****y little podcast. And who can blame him? Some people would rather spend their time elsewhere. But this guest said he had dinner. Now, if you go back dozens of episodes, when John Spillane was the guest, he had dinner on the show. I'm not saying he's a genius, but he's hitting two birds with stone - and looking good whilst...
Published 05/15/23
In this goddamned hippie episode of 64 - a number very divisible - our heroes return to their microphones to discuss all the shit you were afraid to know, let alone ask.
Dear Rob speaks of the horrors of supermarket etiquette meanwhile dear Kyle, future owner of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club and employer of a cleaner for his gaff, tell us how to stay sober at all day events but still drink all day.
I dunno - it sounds crazy, but rest assured Kyle mon cherie, has a fool-proof plan...
Published 05/05/23
In this dear episode, our heroes discuss many topics that absolutely need to be discusses. This includes should be Berlin Wall be rebuilt? Was life better under the old communist East German regime? Chances are no, but it's worth discussing.
Also, revealed will be the great mimosa hoax and it's set to sting the entire mimosa industry. It probably won't, but f**k it, we're exposing the industry for the liars they are - much like the sunflower oil industry.
Dear Kyle puts a few Coventry...
Published 04/25/23
In this goddamned dear episode, our heroes discuss one of the greatest business proposals ever put forward by man. Think the invention of the wheel, or the discovery of electricity, but with a crispy flavour. See where we're headed? Eh? No? Ok so.
Dear Rob returns from Valencia a wiser and weaker man despite using WhatsApp as a place to upload his status, much to the bemusement of dear Kyle.
And Kyle spends roughly US$1 million on olive trees ... from Kildare.
Turn on, tune in, cop out....
Published 04/13/23
In this episode, our heroes discuss what needs to be discussed. This includes dear Kyle returning from Maspalomas in the Canary Islands, where he declared - publicly - that he wouldn't mind recording the nudie men. Now obviously that's taken out of context, and christ almighty, it looks creepy without context. So no context it is.
Dear Rob relays his sister's disgust with some previous episodes, as well the need to tell dear Kyle about his highly embarrassing incident where he said "I'm...
Published 03/29/23
In this dear episode, our heroes discuss life's greatest battles. In simpler times this would have included how to defeat the enemies on a battlefield.
But not any more.
No, sir. In this dear episode, it is discussed what do in the event of breaking your goddamn tooth. Spoiler alert : swallow the bit broken off as it is said that it gives you mythical powers such as the ability to see through walls and grow keratin on your eyeballs - allegedly.
Also discussed is dear Kyle's mugging off...
Published 03/12/23
In this dear and holy episode, mon cherie, our heroes discuss all the great things such as Rob's disappointment with a film he saw that he was looking forward to, as well as some criticism directed at solely our dear Kyle. A brutal attack from a county Meath resident is unleashed on our dear Kyle and it is relayed on-air. His reaction is live and some would consider it priceless. Some wouldn't, but some would - probably the kind of people who consider Jackson Pollock's art as priceless when...
Published 03/06/23
People of planet earth ... Do you know what dear Kyle said? He literally said in this episode that "women are no good at politics" and the likes of Idi Amin and Muammar Gaddafi are. Now I know what you're thinking. It's completely out of order. But please listen to the entire episode to see how it was taken completely out of context to make such a shocking opening paragraph.
Our heroes also talk about some other things such as fused body parts, Kilkenny and how dear Rob's dear sister is a...
Published 02/24/23