Alex and Akiva discuss last night's Netflix roast of Tom Brady. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we do every year, we welcome 32 Fans and Jordan Kalish to each make first round picks for the NFL draft. The fans pick not who they think their team will take, but who they themselves would want to take if they were in charge, while Jordan both makes predictions and also provides his own recommendations. You can see the whole draft here, but clicking that link will spoil the podcast. Thanks to our drafting fans Ari Gleicher, Steven Apter, Devin Maida, Tom Donlan, David Droegemeier, Yoni...

Jared Jerome and Brett Farrenkopf join Alex to preview the NBA playoffs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev welcome Beet Rose (a/k/a Jason Stitt) to draft win totals for all 30 MLB teams. If you want to see the full draft results (and spoil the podcast), click here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rocco Miller from Bracketeer.org returns to help Keev and Alex complete the official 32 Fans 2024 men's bracket. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Summer proposed this for RAANAP bracket season, but Rob declared it more of a 32 Fans idea, so here we are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here's his full rankings: 59 Priscilla 58 Ferrari 57 When You Finish Saving The World 56 You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah 55 The Marvels 54 The Creator 53 Somebody I Used to Know 52 M3GAN 51 Fair Play 50 Bottoms 49 Beau Is Afraid 48 You Hurt My Feelings 47 Talk to Me 46 Infinity Pool 45 Sanctuary 44 Afire 43 The Super Mario Bros. Movie 42 Golda 41 Sisu 40 Scream VI 39 Missing 38 The Civil Dead 37 Sharper 36 Joy Ride 35 Cocaine Bear 34 No Hard Feelings 33 All of Us Strangers 32 Ant-Man...

Keev and Alex welcome Alex's PPPG co-host Av Sinensky to remember Richard Lewis before Keev does a deep dive on Shaq's first season in Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Akiva and Alex rewatch Blue Chips on the thirtieth anniversary of its release, leading to conversations about the movie, the 1994 NBA draft, and other topics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Akiva gives his favorite Super Bowl bets and Alex ranks every Super Bowl from worst to first. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex react to a great day of football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex discuss the fate of the six teams that lost in the Wild Card round before making picks in the Divisional Round. This episode's outro is a Prince song in honor of how many games we have left this season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Chester discuss the vibes for each of the 18 teams that missed the playoffs plus Chesters (more than one) give their 2023 NFL awards. This episode's outro is One More Time by blink-182 (h/t Crumley). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Continuing the tradition that 32 Fans inaugurated on episodes 569-570, 571 and 572, Keev and Alex announce their nominations for 32 Fans 2023 Athlete of the Year and Team of the Year. If they don't agree, listeners will get to vote on a winner. This episode's outro is "Bla Bla Bla" by Gigi D'Agostino, because that's what Alex hears when Keev starts whining about his fantasy football league rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex rank their favorite TV shows of 2023. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Down the stretch they come, as the playoff race heats up, without Keev's Jets, and with Alex's Vikings a bit more precarious in the NFC.  With the Jets officially eliminated from the playoffs, Keev is a little bit happy, because he can now focus on them losing for draft position. Thus he requested this episode's outro, A Little Bit Happy from TALK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex ranks every NFL team from worst to best in terms of where they rank on his power rankings now as compared to in the preseason. This episode's outro is a song highlighting some of the differences between Christmas and Chanukah. We hope all our friends -- whether Jewish or Goyish -- enjoy the holiday season! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex ranks the best 16 teams in the NFL (after ranking 32-17 on the Patreon feed).  This episode's outro reflects teams ranked 10-20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared Jerome joins Alex on the patron side to rank the 30 teams NBA from worst to first one month into the season. But because it's Thanksgiving (and also because we talked for way too long), the top 12 is released on this feed. This episode's outro is I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE by PVRIS (h/t Jim Crumley), which is how Alex felt when he realized he was still recording podcasts at nearly 3 in the morning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex ranks the starting QBs in the NFL, starting with 32 and ending with 17. To hear the top 16, listen to this week's patron episode. This episode's outro is Noah Kahan's "Your Needs, My Needs", which describes the situation for all the teams with these crappy QBs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Akiva discuss the ongoing war in the Middle East and the increase in bigotry around the world. This episode's outro is הלב שלי (My Heart is Broken in Two) by Ishay Ribo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex joins Keev as a fan of a team with an Achilles-less star QB. The guys review yesterday's action and Akiva guesses the week 9 lines. This episode's outro is an instrumental entitled "Goodbye Dead Cousin (Ted)" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex finishes his preseason NBA power rankings and he and Keev make their Finals and MVP picks while Mike announces the team he now supports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex introduces teams 30-16 in his NBA power rankings while he and Keev help Mike Bloom pick an NBA team to adopt as he embarks on his maiden basketball fandom voyage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices