In case you didn't know, Ali & Melissa are doing 90 Day Fiance recaps over at Web Crawlers: Bimbo News. Rachel will occasionally be a guest as well! We work so much work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Julia is held hostage on the farm. Betty and Ron point out Julia’s hickies. Stephanie pays Ryan’s salary unbeknownst to him. Yara finally got her rug. Tarik takes hazel to a meditation center with a giant crystal. Rebecca moves into a dope loft. Email: [email protected] Instagram: @90DayFianceSlumberParty  Twitter: @90Slumber  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/90DayFianceSlumberParty   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Natalie hates French toast. Stephanie is a hula hooping queen. Julia meets all the farm animals. Zied got his Visa. Yara tells Jovi “he have swamp taste.” Amira gets detained in Mexico.  Email: [email protected] Instagram: @90DayFianceSlumberParty  Twitter: @90Slumber  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/90DayFianceSlumberParty   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julia is obsessed with her selfie stick. Yara is anti-Bayou and thinks dead people live near Jovi’s mom’s house. Amira loves makeup news and Andrew might be super controlling. Hazel has never seen a dishwasher. Uncle Beau is the most stylish man ever.  ALSO: Ali accidentally got drunk at an Island’s when she was 7. Email: [email protected] Instagram: @90DayFianceSlumberParty  Twitter: @90Slumber  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/90DayFianceSlumberParty   See...

90 Day Fiancé Season 8 Episode 2: Brandon the frail elf on a shelf picks up Julia at the airport and they make out in front of Betty & Ron. Uncle Beau is actually cousin Beau? Tarik loves swords. Rebecca loves talking about her 28 year old fiance to literally anyone who will listen. Yara is not impressed with America.  Email: [email protected] Instagram: @90DayFianceSlumberParty  Twitter: @90Slumber  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/90DayFianceSlumberParty   See...

It’s a new season y’all! We discuss the first episode of Season 8 of 90 Day Fiancé: Brandon lives with his overbearing parents and he tells them about raw dogging his gogo dancer fiancé Julia. Jovi the Ragin’ Cajun loves alcohol and his hot as hell fiance Yara. Rebecca and Zied are back, but they have to move in with Rebecca’s daughter and her caveman fiancé. Mike, Natalie, and Uncle Beau also return, but we’re mostly excited to see if Beau is still going to the casinos. Email:...

Season 8 of 90 Day Fiancé premieres December 6th! We discuss the returning couples: Rebecca & Zied, Mike & Natalie, and Tarik & Hazel. We theorize which new couples will have the most drama. Is Stephanie, the 52 year old spa owner from Michigan, going to be as dramatic as Baby Girl Lisa? Why is Jovi drunk all the time? Will the Russian go-go dancer Julia get along with Brandon’s conservative farm family? Hot Goss: Was Azan married to his cousin? Larissa does an AMA on Instagram...

90 Day Gossip: Larissa is working as a magician’s assistant. Jihoon got plastic surgery. Deavan met her new boyfriend while flying to see Jihoon. Sumit loves being dominated by Jenny. Darcey and Stacey are on a Dr. Oz diet where they get injections of HCG. Is Colt friends with Nick Hogan? Nicole made everyone think Azan was dead. Also: Is Botox droopy eye a real thing? Are PDO threads worth it? How do women with tiny waists get big butts? Email: [email protected] Instagram:...

We dress up in our favorite Darcey & Stacey looks for the season finale! Stacey & Florian invite Darcey & Georgi to their Miami mini-moon in Rhode Island. Florian is starting to dress like Stacey. Darcey thinks Georgi has a secret baby. Ali wants to know how they give hand jobs with all those bracelets.  ALSO: Ali got a Cameo from Paul where he talks about his house being haunted. Rachel is obsessed with Criminal Minds and is annoyed at an episode of Say Yes to the Dress....

A recap of episodes 1-9 of Darcey & Stacey Season 1: Darcey's romantic bubblebath FaceTime date with Georgi. Their dad has the inside scoop on Coronavirus. Everyone eats oysters. Florian is a dick and claims he only did a photoshoot with Shanti. Also, is Darcey the Lucille Ball of our generation? Hot Goss: Big Ed was spotted partying at a wedding with no mask. Paul and Karine are back together and Karine is pregnant again.  _ Email: [email protected] Instagram:...

Debbie and Tammy are gonna fight. Colt is a gaslighting sociopath. Skyla might wake up in a tub full of ice from Angela stealing her eggs. Syngin and Tania say they don’t have a healthy marriage. Asuelu blocks Kalani’s number even when they’re in the same house. Angela should do her weight-loss surgery with Dr. Now from My 600lb Life.  Email us: [email protected]   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A recap of Happily Ever After Season 5 and the first episode of the Tell-All. Libby’s family is a nightmare. Debbie looks great in her red shirt. Asuelu is a child who only knows how to rake apples. Kalani is cool as hell. Paul and Karine update on why they weren’t at the Tell-All.  ALSO: Ali and Rachel talk about their visits to recycling centers.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Silva twins are bronzed and in wedding dresses, Baby Girl Lisa packs baby wipes and mosquito nets but no condoms, Big Ed is not ready for the flying cockroaches in the Philippines, Avery & Ash are boring, and Yolanda is clearly being catfished. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

It’s a brand new season of Before the 90 Days! The new cast members are introduced and they do not disappoint. Can you guess which cast member Ali thinks is hot? The answer will surprise you, actually, maybe it won’t. Also, Ali drank two Red Bulls before this episode. You’ve been warned. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

This season comes to a close with a Tell-All that left much to be desired. What was Natalie's motive behind being mad at Mike? Is Blake a vampire? Where's Bryson's mom? How does Angela have that much sex without her vag getting dry? Why is Rita obsessed with clubbing? Does Tania come off as likable for the first time ever? Also, the gals debate which couples they would have a threesome with. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Mursel is amazed at a steamer. Leo just wants to eat cake. Tania doesn't shower on her wedding day and has bog vagina. Bryson is a tiny bellhop and has an Instagram account. Jasmin & Blake go to Cheesecake Factory. Mike maybe cheated on Natalie. Juliana signs with a modeling agency. An odd double-date-Super-Bowl hang out raises more questions. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Did Mursel really go back to Turkey? Does MIke’s lawyer have the hots for him? What was porn grandma thinking trying to pay off Anny? Also, Ali finally gets a DM back, and it’s not from who you think!  For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Ali slides into Syngin's DMs, Uncle Bo has a criminal past, Anny & Robert's sister should date, Angela needs to put sunscreen on her laser scars, and Mike & Natalie were spotted filming in Washington. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Natalie is a manipulative bunny boiler, Juliana and Sarah should date, Anna & Mursel think they are Romeo & Juliet, and Tania continues to be a dumb bitch. Also, Ali slides into Mike's DMs! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Since there was no new 90 Day episode this week, the gals each discuss their favorite 3 moments in the history of 90 Day Fiance. Who is against the queen will die! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Mursel is a child. Robert's sister is amazing. Tania's sister calls out Tania's awful behavior on Facebook. Natalie was in a music video. Jasmin and Blake seem normal on their Instagram Live. Sasha is the worst. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Season 7 Episode 8: Mursel tells his parents about Anna's kids, Juliana is not controlled by mens, Jasmine continues to be a brick wall, Natalie goes bonkers, Mike drinks beer in his pajamas, Angela thinks paying taxes means she can do whatever she wants, and did Anny pop a molly? For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

RealiTV's Jodie joins us this week! We meet the pre-nush lawyer, Robert and Anny go apartment hunting, and Sasha continues to be awful. Listen to RealiTV: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/realitv-reality-tv-roasts-90-day-fiance-love-after-lockup/id1279398284 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/90slumber Instagram: https://instagram.com/90dayfianceslumberparty For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

90 Day Gays Jake and Matt join the gals! They discuss BEES, slip-n-slides, Botox, FaceTiming while grocery shopping, fart ninjas, and Blake's mom not taking any s**t from Jasmine. Also, should Syngin have sex with Tania's mom while Tania's in Costa Rica? Duh. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/90slumber Instagram: https://instagram.com/90dayfianceslumberparty 90 Day Gays Podcast:...