***SPOILERS AHEAD*** There's an old saying: "Never kiss a man in a Christmas sweater." Okay, maybe it's not an old saying, or a saying at all, but Maggie (Ashley Williams) sure seems to think it is! She's a schoolteacher on a snowy military base who "accidentally" beats a Christmas-sweater-wearing architect named Lucas (Niall Matter) nearly to death with the business end of a Douglas fir. Now Lucas is out of commission and Maggie is feeling guilty. Luckily, there's only one way to rebalance the universe when you've broken a stranger's ankle: Lock him up in your guest hose and force-feed him gingerbread Frank Lloyd Wrights until he falls in love with you! What could go Frank Lloyd Wrong? Find out on another death-defying hour of A Podcast For Christmas!