🤑 CHIP IN TO OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ARationalFear📨 SUBSCRIBE TO OUR EMAIL LIST: http://www.arationalfear.com/ G’day Fearmongers, To celebrate the start of the Sydney Comedy Festival we put the RØDECaster Pro II in a duffle bag and headed to the Factory Theatre courtyard. One of the only arts venues in Sydney which boasts a commercial airliner flying overhead every 10 minutes. It’s their version of an “Applaud Now” sign. With a beer and a plate of jerk chicken in hand, I was joined by Two Hearts’ Joseph Moore, and Heath Franklin not just to promote their SCF shows, but to laugh in the face of the most awful news we could find. 🏡 Tasmania’s housing crisis solution🏟 Tasmania’s AFL team name.👶🏼 Muffin Break employees.🚀 Elon’s projectile dysfunction.🇳🇿 Kiwis eligible for Australian citizenship after 4 years. Go see Heath and Two Hearts at the Sydney Comedy Festival, they’re terrific. 🎟 See Heath Franklin at the Sydney Comedy Festival.🎟 See Two Hearts at the Sydney Comedy Festival. Cheers Dan IlicFox NewsHuman Resources   🤑 CHIP IN TO OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ARationalFear📨 SUBSCRIBE TO OUR EMAIL LIST: http://www.arationalfear.com/ 0:00  This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical Guy Lewis. How are you? 0:05  Hello, Dan. I'm very well, very well. What's, what an exciting show today. 0:09  It's an exciting show. I don't know if the listener can hear but we are in the hubbub of the Factory Theatre courtyard. And we've got some very special female because I'm going to introduce in just a second. I've got some big news, Louis, 0:21  you have teased this news to me via text message. And it's all I've been able to think about all day. 0:27  All right, so what do you think it is? All right. You tell the listener what you think what I sent you and what you think it is? 0:32  Well, all you all you told me is it has something to do with the person I'm most fascinated about in the whole world. Russell Crowe. Weirdly, when you texted me I just got a very odd email from the actor, the people actor, basically advertising a tour for Russell Crowe, which was very odd, but for me, welcome. I'm like, Thank God actors finally do something like give a shit about Kelly me about Russell Crowe. 0:57  I've got something. I've got a very particular gig with Russell Crowe coming up, and I think I want the other fear mongers to weigh in on it. So let's get the show underway. And let's talk about it in a second. But first, let's thank our Patreon supporters who signed up this week, Erin Mills ximo, John Acheson, and Megan Chela, thank you so much. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on Gadigal land in the urination sovereignty was never seated, we need a treaty. Let's start the show. The following 1:19  programme contains medium coarse language and traces of nuts. A rational fear recommends listening by immature audiences. Comedians, experts sloughing at the world as it burns down around. This is a rational fear. 1:44  Tonight because Rental Affordability is the worst ever seen. renters are encouraged to sign leases with their eyes closed and the Australian Communications Media Authority says outside ism Sky News is an accurate, accurate authority. It's also ruled that water was wet and the sky was blue and loose. Haba is in breach of being conventionally attractive. And for the first time, Australia will host the quad Leaders Summit in Sydney. Previously, it wasn't necessary since former Prime Minister Scott Morrison was the leader of Australia, India, Japan and the United States of America. It's the 28th of April 2023. And with more questionable legal advice than Ivanka Trump, this is a rational view 2:20  shoes a rational view. 2:34  Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host former Fox News anchor Dan Ilic. And this is the news comedy podcast that Gen Z is calling a hit of nostalgia for 2018. We are recording live from