Episodes
This week, Jordan and Michelle catch up with comedian/writer/cult-survivor/Jordan's WORK COLLEAGUE, Moses Storm. Michelle explains why she's not surprised at all her husband bought a boat, Jordan marvels about the vast number of throuples in Minneapolis, and Moses asks the biggest question of all: What should we believe in when religion (or a cult) doesn't do it for you anymore? Bad answers only! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...
Published 09/28/22
This week, Michelle and Jordan kiki with comedian/writer/roller skater, Solomon Georgio. Jordan shares a professional highlight, Michelle breaks down being a writers room B-O-S-S, and Solomon explains why he dreams of dating the men of Copenhagen! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 09/21/22
Recorded live at The Bell House in Brooklyn, Jordan and Michelle kiki with comedian/writer, Matt Bellassai and actor/comedian, Yamaneika Saunders. Michelle discovers why Jordan *actually* enjoys his online exercise videos, Matt explains why an unscheduled FaceTime when dating is a red flag, while Yamaneika shares a cautionary tale about flying direct from Fort Lauderdale to Newark. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...
Published 09/07/22
This week, Michelle and Jordan commune remotely with friend, actor and comedian, Jeff Hiller. Michelle gives Jordan shit for his numerous Texas-isms, and Jordan and Jeff reminisce about meeting on a movie set, wherein Jordan mistakenly "offed" Greg Kinnear with an AC, and Jeff ran around Manhattan as a naked ghost.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 08/31/22
Live at the Bell House, Jordan and Michelle catch up with writer, comedian and TV host, Jordan Klepper. Jordan and Michelle break down their favorite summer jams, and Jordan Klepper describes the scariest new-parent moment he’s had while mistakenly high on edibles. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 08/17/22
In this live Adulting show, Michelle and Jordan catch up with friend and stand-up comedian, Nore Davis. Michelle shares a story about getting in a fight in a coat line in Amsterdam, and Nore gets real about parenting, homeschooling his daughter, and getting over a toxic relationship by wandering a beach in Mexico.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 08/10/22
When Emily Gellis hears rumors of people suffering horrible side effects from a trendy diet she springs into action. Armed with over a hundred thousand Instagram followers, Emily launches a social media crusade to expose F-Factor and its founder, Tanya Zuckerbrot. It’s the start of a feud that will attract trolls, lawyers, and, eventually, national media all because of fiber. From Wondery, this is a story about wealth, wellness, and influence hosted by Casey Wilson. Listen to Fed...
Published 08/08/22
In this episode of Adulting, Jordan and Michelle talk with friend, comedian, actor and writer, Ilana Glazer. Jordan shares a harrowing wallet recovery tale, and Ilana reveals why she dressed as a cow at Michelle's Halloween party.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 07/27/22
In this live, two-guest episode of Adulting, Michelle and Jordan talk to comedian and writer, Josh Johnson, and actor and writer, Larry Owens. Michelle and Jordan learn why Josh is scared of teenagers, and Larry shares his secret to home décor.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 07/20/22
In this live episode of Adulting, comedian Sarah Cooper explains how our worst president ever actually saved her life, and Jordan and Michelle get real about balancing careers and parenting.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 07/06/22
In Jordan and Michelle's studio conversation with Shalewa Sharpe, they learn about Shalewa's inspiring, later-in-life journey in stand-up, and why strip clubs in Atlanta always serve chicken wings.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 06/29/22
In this live episode of Adulting, Jordan and Michelle kiki with the inspirational ALOK. Among other things, they discuss ALOK's Texas roots, the perils of dating as a certified genius, how much fun it will be to dress ALOK'S future child -- the heels alone, hunny! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 06/15/22
On the Exactly Right premiere of Adulting, Michelle and Jordan catch up with their friend and Irish comic, Maeve Higgins. Together, they explain why a shared love of butter equals romance in Ireland, when it’s ok to turn down being a bridesmaid, and Maeve makes Jordan very uncomfortable by revealing she is actually his stepmother. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Published 06/08/22
After a two year hiatus, Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos is back, now on the Exactly Right Network! Michelle and Jordan provide real life advice with a heaping portion of hilarity topped with a dollop of truth. Their conversations with comics, experts, and celebs answer listeners' most complex questions about all things adulting.  Want Michelle and Jordan to answer YOUR adulting questions? Send them to [email protected]  Be sure to follow the show on Instagram...
Published 05/18/22
For the season finale, Jordan and Michelle sit down with Irish comedian Aisling Bea, the creator and star of the new Hulu series This Way Up, and talk about what it takes to make sad s**t into something funny. Then we go behind the scenes with DJ Donwill and producer Christian Banda as they tackle some of the toughest Adulting questions of the season. Plus, Jordan reveals the one question that he wants to ask his parents (and it’s gross). 
Published 09/03/19
While Michelle visits the Delta Sky Club, another family crashes Jordan’s family reunion and eats all the gumbo. Comedian Aparna Nancherla shares her life motto “Another day, another dread.” Transgender supermodel Geena Rocero learns how to speak her truth, and The Read’s Crissle West may not hug you, but she will share her weed. Plus: Jordan gets the one thing he’s always wanted in New York. 
Published 08/27/19
Michelle accidentally stays at a plantation for her birthday. Oops! The Daily Show’s Jaboukie Young-White comes out to his parents on national television. And Full Frontal host Samantha Bee spills on her rebellious past. Plus, Jordan is shocked to learn something new about Michelle. 
Published 08/20/19
Feeling flirty? Michelle and Jordan are not having it. Plus, Joyelle Nicole Johnson explains why she had to break the law to go to school. Giulia Rozzi likes an expensive break-up. And Becky Veduccio shares both the heartbreak and joy on her journey to motherhood.  
Published 08/13/19
While Jordan was busy summering in Maine, Michelle got stuck in a New Orleans toilet. Who had a better vacation? You decide. Plus, The Daily Show’s Michael Kosta will eat just about anything. And Alternatino creator and star Arturo Castro on why salsa clubs make him feel inadequate. Plus, one man’s quest to turn Uber Pool into a dating app.
Published 08/06/19
This week, Jordan and Michelle are joined by the legendary Vanessa Williams. Yes, that Vanessa Williams - and she gives some adulting advice that will change your life forever. Plus, Comedy Knockout’s Damien Lemon finds out he’s married, Michelle gets high on mushrooms and sees Jesus, and Jordan goes on a nightmarish New York adventure. And advice on how to go on a coffee date without having to drop a deuce.
Published 07/30/19
This week, take a walk down memory lane to a time when Michelle sold zoot suits and Jordan used Civil War trivia as a pick-up line. Comedian Gina Yashere channels her inner James Bond. And Liza Treyger may just be the Lindsay Lohan of comedy. Plus, Michelle and Jordan tackle that age-old question: are you ever too old to Seamless a bagel when you’re hungover?
Published 07/23/19
Being a true adult means being a good community member. This week, while Jordan saves some trees, Michelle shares her one and only experience with communal living: a roommate who loved olive oil and left a mess. Comedian Kerry Coddett tries to end her dating dry spell. Talk show host Michelle Collins auditions for her dream role as Javert in Les Mis. Plus, Michelle and Jordan help an audience member deal with a boss who’s being a jerk.
Published 07/16/19
Part of being an adult is knowing how to negotiate. This week, Jordan drives a hard bargain with his new roof guy, while Michelle talks her husband into a mani-pedi. Black Thought from The Roots interrupts date night with his wife to share his s*** list. And comedian Seth Herzog and Michelle compare notes on having twins (yes, he does have a favorite).
Published 07/09/19
Tensions run high as Jordan calls out Michelle for being bougie AF. They are joined by comedian Alzo Slade for a conversation about meat sweats, and MTV’s Franchesca Ramsey refuses to sniff Michelle Obama. Plus, practical tips for getting out of your friends invitations.
Published 07/02/19