Zach and Langston tackle a lot this week like initiating sex in a car, how there’s more to masturbation than just getting the white stuff out, why you should never put batteries in your pee hole, how to f*ck in a crawl space, it’s OK to not be an anal guy because there’s poop in there, and that there’s nothing wrong with breaking people’s heart. Will this week’s episode make you laugh? Yes! Will it turn you on? Probably!

Zach and Judge Lauren Lake bring you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing butt the truth ... OK, and some naughty talk too. Things like: making taboo topics teachable, how froot loops ruin the libido of rats, how Zach doesn’t know where the clitoris is, what it's like staying with the wrong person, and how do you tell an adult they are disgusting. Just be glad Zach doesn't have the gavel, because he'd be held in cumtempt of court.

Zach and Pink talk about the time Pink found out her ex was cheating on her while looking up porn, losing condoms, how Pink lost her virginity, being the first kid in high school to go down on girls, going back to your hometown to have sex with her childhood baby sitter, hooking up in between waiting tables at work, hooking up in the morning is master level sex, and naval fetishes. You don’t want to miss one of our hottest episodes yet!

Zach and Rosebud get into everything, like not liking any part of being pregnant; how Rosebud’s husband Andy is jealous of breastfeeding; loving the idea of a hate-dating app; exchanging errands for sex;  being a serial cheater; having a sober sex life; raising her kid to be an accountant; how daddy has a different connotation now; water sports are not hot; and how you end up seeing a lot of people f*****g in NYC. This episode is for all the mommies, daddies, and everyone who hates using...

Welcome to the sexy, live version of After Hours where we talk about Barnacle’s penises; fast food mascots you want to expose themself to you; and we play spin the bottle, but really click the dick. We end the show with a soon-to-be world-famous dick toss and award the first-ever After Hours Throat Goat.  We’ll be back next month for another live show on March 5th. Tickets available here: https://improv.com/hollywood/event/after+hours+with+zach+noe+towers/13389703/

Zach and Zainab explore why Zainab is considered pure, why her mom wants her to stop talking about her mom’s vagina, how rugby huddle makes her hot, why she’ll have her own she-mansion when married, why it’s thrilling to have sex with an Uber driver watching, how tongue made her nervous on her first kiss, why she only sleeps with men she loves, how her dad was super frisky, how she has never gone home with a guy, nor has she ever woken up from a smelly fart. It doesn’t get much hotter than...

Zach and Joel take a deep dive into the world of manifesting open relationships, the real purpose behind penis costumes and pranks, the proper use and misuse of the word “cock,” the Quantum Leap intro credits and the buff Baywatch dudes, sourcing dicks on MySpace, losing anal virginity to a French foreign student, the wild energy of 23-year-olds and why they need a special wing at the Joel Kim Booster Anal Academy, aging past 'daddy' status straight into 'granddaddy' territory, navigating the...

Zach and Fortune talk about all the naughty things, like how many holes virgin are you, you can like the word t*****s and not be dirty, is lotioning a friend’s arm too far for a friendship, how does being married make you the most desirable, what would happen if Queen Latifah meets your wife, do you walk out of Bojangles if they don’t have dipping sauce, and what’s it like going on a date with a married couple. When you hear this episode, you’ll know why Zach and Fortune were mistaken for a...

Zach and Nikki go all in on everything you want to know about, like the best way to get cum off of you, the slippery slope of porn, the best anal, how to ketchup-bottle yourself to get rid of farts, how careers are like a g******g, how Taylor Swift always stays wholesome, and edging to Dave Matthews Band through high school. If you’re looking for sex talk, you’ve come to the right place.

Just in time for the holidays, Zach and Matt tackle the jolliest questions, such as: which character from “Lost” would you get f****d by,  what’s the difference between VH1 Hot instead of MTV Hot, would you not have sex with Mark Zuckerberg despite his fat ass,  are you horny for JT or JC from NSYNC, would Eminem have been a superstar bottom, and what’s it mean to have an intimacy kink. Matt is the Prince of Christmas, and Zach’s Santa Sack is filled with these juicy conundrums and so much more.

Do Hotel sex noises turn you on? Should you give a cum notification? Have you seen the Barbie Movie? Is it okay to give out condoms at Halloween? Can you cheat at chess with vibrating anal beads? How do you get your first kiss when you are a tall girl? Have you ever humped the side of a bathtub? Can a penis be too big? Is an unconfident spank hot? Have you ever been horny for Dave Matthews? Zach and Beth finally get to the bottom of all of this in this week’s episode. 

If your dog has an erection that won't go down would you jerk him off? What is Vabbing? How do you prepare your placenta for eating? When was the last time Ali saw a penis? Do lesbians like gay porn? Does the audience of Taylor Swift get you hot? Is it better to be the pleasure giver or receiver? Is a hike a good first date or will you get murdered? When is too soon to start dating when mourning? If you want answers, you’ve come to the right place - After Hours.

What happens when Luenell and Zach get booked to talk about sex on Good Morning America at 7 am? Does Dave Chappelle keep his promises? What are Luenell's deal breakers? Why have we gotten more Prude since the '70s? Did Luenell eff John Oates, or was it a look-a-like? What's a sex party like? How did Luenell's Only Fans start and how did she tell her kids? Does Luenell prefer a hairy guy? All this and more on this juicy episode of “After Hours.”

Zach and Jeff Lewis (SiriusXM, Hollywood Houselift) discuss everything, like what do you do when you get banned from the Venetian because, apparently, prostitution is illegal there? Would you rather have one big dick or two small dicks? Does Shannon Beador really have a great sex life? How do you buy dirty magazines as a kid? Did god make some people to be bottoms? Does refraining from masturbation enhance your sex life? How do you keep sex exciting in your long-term relationships? What...

Zach and Mark take on some BIG topics like, What do you do when TSA finds your butt plug in your butt? Do you get a divorce when your husband is having an affair with an alien? Can you bang on a diaper changing table at a Chuck E Cheese? Are you ball curious? Should you do ass play when your ass is unkempt? Is it ok for a girl to have a high body count? Have you ever been to an orgy?

Zach and Sabrina debate some of the hottest issues, like is Pickle Ball a real sport? Can you take off your balls completely? Is “Keeper of Cum” a good pitch? Do lesbians ever fake it? Why do they still circumcise men? Is it normal to fantasize about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Is it possible to be gay because straight men are bad kissers? Is it OK to go on a rumspringer if a psychic tells you it's OK? What do you do when the beach is overcome by penis fishes? Can you have a little dick and not...

Zach & Billy Wayne discuss it all. Like, does Fergie's voice make you horny? Can you trust your partner if they don't eff Rhianna? Why does everyone find boxes of porn as a kid? Why are church events the horniest place on earth? Can you hurt the baby if you bang while pregnant? If you're a beard, are you technically an ally?

Zach and Steph ask and answer monumental questions like: Why does Lorne Michaels hate Canadians? What do you do when you get a matching tattoo and then break up? Is it ok for a sex toy to squirt on you? Can you have sex with the pilot in the cockpit mid-flight? Is it ok to dry hump as an adult? Should you kiss after butt stuff? Why don't men realize they have a c**t in your butt? How do we tell men when they are bad at kissing?

Zach and Dave don't hold back while addressing: What do you do when the vibrator dies in your ass? Is it better to have sex in a museum or on a bus? Can you subscribe to a friend's OnlyFans? Are there piss-drinking connoisseurs? Which Golden Girls was Dave's first crush? Where do you put the condom when you take it with you from your tryst? What to do when cumming fast results in almost losing an eye? When is the best time to pop the Viagra?

Zach and Taylor tackle big questions like: Do you get a new sex toy for a new partner?; How can Taylor manifest meeting Taylor Swift?; What is Kitten fishing?; What's a better answer: "I guess" or "You're right"?; and, of course, Is it OK to have sex in a sibling's bed?

Zach and Bob answer life's most important questions: Is it OK to cum during the pledge of allegiance?; Is Squirting just pissing?; Does everyone want a butthole in their mouth?; and life's eternal conundrum: What do you do when you accidentally suck the wrong dick? 

Zack Noe Towers welcomes you to After Hours.