In the 1980's, dismal mall goths prowled the corridors of retail riches, primed to show off their deviant looks and worry the normies. But, deep down, they ultimately wanted the same attention we all crave, from parents and teachers and...potential...

As we open Season Two, we look into the Alabama White Thang, a northeast Alabama cryptid that seems to change shape and sound over the decades.

In a lost and lonely town, food is a scarcity, a right of the rich, and a traveler comes to sell the poor and starving on an elixir to produce meat where none previously grew. And the townspeople rejoice and partake! Young and skeptical mother,...

Amanda and Kevin review the horror film The Color Out of Space starring Nicolas Cage.

Student teacher, Tim, learns which campus legends are real when he has a strange encounter with a student on a supposedly haunted floor of the library.

Kids trying to help their friend after an accident find their own lives in jeopardy when the local ghost gives chase.

A couple researching Cherokee folklore learn about a skinwalker.

Amanda, Jess & Kevin cuddle up to discuss Abbeville, Alabama's resident curfew enforcing haunt, Huggin' Molly.

As a young woman explores the estate she inherited from her estranged grandmother, strange desires begin to take hold of her.

A burglar learns that reports of a half wolf, half woman creature on the prowl may not be all fiction.

Amanda & Kevin have a lively discussion about local legends including the Wolf Woman and the Crichton Leprechaun.

A traveler investigates an object on the side of the road but finds themself in a terrifying situation.

A Bloody Mary summoning ritual dare leaves a high school dive team member in fear of her reflection.

The Bloody Mary summoning ritual crosses centuries and cultures, but why? Where did it begin? And why does it keep spreading?

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Stranded alone and injured on a lonely country road at midnight, Sam finds herself unwittingly pulled into the supernatural phenomena haunting the cursed span of that road called Crybaby Bridge.

Amanda, Kevin, and Jess explore the history and haunts surrounding the widespread, local phenomenon of Crybaby Bridge.

A young movie buff is enlisted by a sinister mall Santa to film a horrifying Christmas special from his workshop.

The crew discuss the latest episode of Ain't No Such Thing - The Air Sho, horror at the drive in.

A troubled teen joins in the vandalism of a defunct drive-in but becomes star of his own late-night scary movie.

Behind the scenes discussion of our original horror story based on the classic scary story, The Golden Arm.

A widower so covets his dead wife's golden prosthetic arm, that he exhumes her corpse to retrieve it, but there are consequences...

Behind-the-curtain discussion of our second story, The Flood, plus schedule announcements, a sneak preview, and MORE!

A teenage Elvis fan finds herself in a waking nightmare at the hands of a fanatical pastor in the middle of a catastrophe.

Inside information & discussion about our first story, The Baptist.