"ALF, after being deeply saddened by the fact that his parents got married before his birth - which is a taboo on Melmac - runs away to a monastery." Ah that standard sitcom trope! Join Ben Baker and John Matthews in their finest fibre cassocks for some monky business exploring ALF's family tree, religious intolerance (of ALF) and Willie's darkest secret. You'll find us easily - we're the ones eating paste. Want to be part of a very non silent order? Join the Orbit Guard here and support us doing this every week: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/ALFsplainingExtra