It's Lucy's birthday week and just in time for her second birthday, she met her second Housewife. I saw Sir Paul McCartney, who actually remembered me! Plus, I kiki'ed with Jane Fonda and pumped myself up for a night on the town with Anderson (more to come on how that actually went).

This week, I reported on opening night of The Wiz on Broadway, complete with what may have been some shade from Ana Wintour. Ben crashed my taping of Kelly Ripa's podcast (who I also guest hosted with earlier this week). Plus, we follow up on the fight I got into at John's live show with a "Squash! That! Beef! with loud audience member Ashley.

It’s been a big week in Bravo news, I got into a fight at John's live show in NYC, and the kids and I had a - let's say "eventful" - weekend trip. Plus, we take a trip down memory lane to the one-season wonder, RHODC.

I have had controversial takes this week: who the voices of reason are on Vanderpump Rules and whether Amirian Girls Dolls are fun. Plus, my daughter and I caused a scene on the streets of New York and I had a one-sided standoff with the film 'Saltburn.'

This week, Ben questioned the validity of our "vacation" and was pleased to report that a baby pooped in the pool. Plus, we discuss Bette Midler's readiness to become a Bev Hills Housewife. Then, we chat Vanderpump Rules, The Valley, and go through some notes from our mailbox. Have a comment or critique yourself? Send it our way: [email protected]

This week while we’re out on spring break, we're going to revisit a week from last year - specifically - they week I was Madonna's Troublemaking Queen. We'll be back with plenty to cover in next week's Daddy Diaries!

This week, I filmed the Vanderpump Rules Reunion, and John developed a feud with an elusive gym. Also, I take a moment to pay tribute to my dear friend, Natasha Richardson.

This week, we unpack "The Traitors" finale and the RHOBH Reunion. Also, Ben & Lucy spend some quality time with their Grandparents and go to the best thing since Disneyland - a car wash! Plus, our friend Mariah Smith of Radio Andy's 'Smith Sisters Live' drops by on Thursday!

This week, I'm back from a packed reunion schedule - after being very indecisive whether I should actually schlep the Build-A-Bear Ben made me across the country. Plus, I had a prolonged stand-off with a basketball hoop that brought back some serious sports trauma.

Housewives news from Porsha and Marlow and you'll never believe the duo that Facetimed me from an ICONIC Housewives establishment. Plus, Ben and I had so much fun seeing the Harlem Globetrotters and we had a bedtime convo about death.

I'm back from a weekend in the Hamptons, where I screamed through dinner with the Fallons and had a bit of an awkward moment with our nanny. Plus, I had the pleasure of cleaning Lucy's vomit while pulled over on the LIRR. (Shoutout to anyone who saw me near Exit 70!) Later in the week, John Hill embraced his inner Larsa Pippen and Ben had a more successful Housewife encounter.

This week, we talk the return of Porsha Guobadia to RHOA! Plus, Travis Kelce had a tantrum at the Super Bowl and John Hill had his very own (whisper) tantrum. See, we did an all-whisper show on Radio Andy - to mixed reviews - and that's why Wednesday's diary entry is in a whisper.

This week, Kandi Burruss announced her departure from RHOA, we keep up with John Hill's cheeky trip across the pond, and we have a full recap of the event of the century: Ben Cohen's 5th Birthday Party! And boy, is he outsmarting me lately.

This week, I'm back from the RHOBH Reunion, becoming a wax figure at Madame Tussauds, and this Troublemaking Queen (trademark pending) went back to see Madonna . Plus, Ben has taken it upon himself to fend off fans by using a new tactic.

This week, my mom, Evelyn, called in with a few notes for John and I. Then we talk all about Part 3 of the RHOSLC Reunion - including that news about Monica. Plus, we recap the star-studded Radio Andy Theater, where we recreated the finale episode from last season's Vanderpump Rules, which was INCREDIBLE.

We're unpacking Part 2 of the RHOSLC Reunion, we have to talk about the new season of The Traitors, and my son conned us with a "tummy ache." Plus, I've been getting some feedback lately on my Walmart ad. And my fraud journey. And my paparazzi strut.

This week, Ben locked us out of our suitcase but not before getting me in trouble with my Lyft driver. Then, John and I go deep into Part 1 of the Salt Lake City reunion. (Sidebar: that set really was an acid trip)

This week, I rang in the New Year on CNN with Anderson (who knew the highlight would be John Mayer and cat butts?!). Plus, we unpacked that RHOSLC finale, I thought I bonded with Jason Bateman, and I took the kids to Miami!

While we're on break this week, we're catching up on a few moments from the past year of my diaries: How I taught Ben how to use a Theragun, receiving my star on the St. Louis Walk of Fame (which Ben did not enjoy), and I considered whether I should join a throuple.

It's been a wild week - I went to see Madonna's tour and she yelled at me! Then, I quite literally was scammed, and I've been eating my way through all of New York City.

It's a Radio Andy holiday tradition for Amy Sedaris and I to sit down for our annual Holiday Hangout. We welcome a live audience into our studios, open up the phone lines, sip on some holiday beverages - maybe pop an edible - and we have ourselves a holiday kiki.

This week, we have to talk about what I unfortunately wore to Jingle Ball last weekend. Plus, Ben has been continuing to munch away on our gingerbread house and we catch up with our friend Sandra Bernhard.

This week, I'm back from a weekend trip to LA for a commercial shoot, and Ben has been very adventurous in the mornings which leads me to think I should be locking his door. Then, I'm taking you BTS of Julia Roberts' Clubhouse appearance and John and I came up with a real humdinger of a podcast idea.

This week, we went to the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, where Ben had a total meltdown in front of Cher and I called Anderson Cooper to find out why he refuses to add me on "Find My Friends"