I'm back from London and feel like ass, quite honestly. But it was worth it because I partied my little heart out at Hayu Fest with Austen and Craig and the Bravo gang. And a surprise caller took the edge off my demise. Later, a round of steroids a plastic crown really turned my week around. Also, I wear a crown now.

This week, it's a short one because I'm packing up (in THE most chaotic manner possible) and heading across the Pond for some Bravo press! Then, it's John's birthday (which I'm celebrating with Dame Joan Collins which means nothing for John but here we are) and we're still hunting for the 7 pairs of various lost AirPods paraphernalia.

This week, Evelyn gave her review of John's show in St. Louis, I had a few battles with Ben, then went to a Ballet Gala with SJP, Amy Sedaris, and Nicki Hilton. Plus, we had a lot to say about the Menendez Brothers, John and I got into a lil bitty fight, and of course we tracked the AirPods and opened the Mail Bag.

This week, we were off on Monday but still fit in a lot of nonsense. I'm fresh off a trip to LA to film the RHOC Reunion and schlepped a gay football back across the country. Avery Singer helped me plan a Bachelorette party, plus the (three? FOUR?!) AirPods are racking up more airline miles than me, and a humorous anecdote about Ben's picture day takes a turn. Later, I took Ben to Rosh Hashanah services which went…"not well, bitch."

This week, my stolen AirPods case hopped on a plane, and Teresa Giudice is trying to set me up with a Menendez Brother (not the real one! The fake, hot, one! Relax!). Later in the week, Jon Hamm got me to donate a shit ton of money, I interviewed Connie Chung and had a Red Carpet issue at the George Clooney's Awards Dinner. Plus, I got conversation-shamed at a playground birthday party for a 6-year-old. Can't win 'em all, I guess.

This week, I almost crashed a party in my building...many times and I think I made the right choice by not going. I think. Then I went to an event in Richmond, where I met my future husband, then realized he was already married, and crashed a wedding after-party that may have resulted in the couple's first marital argument! (Whew!) Plus, I saw Charlie XCX & Troye Sivan at MSG and we opened the Mail Bag (and I shed a tear!)

This week, it was a hodgepodge of crazy tales. A neighborhood watchdog upended my week in a big way, I let Ben drink out of a strangers water bottle, and we had a special guest. Then, we hit the hot headlines of the week: Moo Deng, The Royals (don't come for me!), Diddy, Barbara Mandrell, the Salt Lake Premiere...plus I had a couple meet-cutes that took a hard left.

We're back and catching you up on the happs from the break. I'm fresh off a trip from Nashville, which was FULL of chaotic travel missteps, plus my wax figure was revealed and she looks good. Maybe too good? Plus, my new apartment is on the market and the people have THOUGHTS. Then I was stopped on the street by an overzealous Mom/Neighborhood watchdog and butt-dialed Abbi Jacobson. Oops!

This is our last week of summer break, and we're ending with one of our favorite interviews from the summer - Colman Domingo! We chatted about his new movie, "Sing Sing", his upcoming Michael Jackson biopic, his hopes for "Euphoria" Season 3, and how he met his husband on Craigslist's Missed Connection's page. Come back next week for a fresh week of the Daddy Diaries!

John and I are still out on summer break, so this week we're sharing two interviews with two icons of television! First, Kerry Washington talks about all the shit she's kept from sets...including one big secret on "Mr. and Mrs. Smith." Then Blair Underwood came in to talk "Long Legs" and it ends up being a contract negotiation to get his wife cast on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. (Story still developing there!)

Hey, it's Andy. While John and I are out on our summer break, we’re going to share a few of our favorite interviews we did this summer on Radio Andy. Today, we have our fav Disney Channel child actors, Cole and Dylan Sprouse! Cole came on to promote a movie, whose title I just could not pronounce. Plus we spilled the jingle jangle on "Riverdale." Then, we have Dylan Sprouse, star of "The Duel," and the proud owner of a lovely head of hair. We talk whiney child stars, on set ice cream...

This week, a bird flew into my window which really created a shit storm (but was it really dead?!). Then Ben wreaked havoc with his shark necklace. Plus, my wax figure is ready to be unveiled and Jeff Lewis stopped by to talk about, well, everything.

This week, I'm still riding high (maybe literally) from my weekend in Vegas at Sphere and Diplo's show. Plus, John may have lost a lot of money via a Venmo whoopsie. Then, we talk Jersey finale some more, and I'm starting the process of selling my NYC apartment and I think I may be having second thoughts?

This week, we're revisiting the very first episode of The Daddy Diaries Podcast! Ben had quite the fit while we were walking home, and I had my own fit about the current state of my SiriusXM studio. Plus, John and I have been listening to Barbra Streisand's incredible memoir, and it seems Ben might be a big liar. And subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early

This week, I showered Lucy with fun and lollis to endear myself to her, John was called for Jury Duty, and a comment I made about Jersey Housewives casting really took off. Then, I went to the dreaded eye doctor and we open the Mail Bag. Plus, John and I discover we shared a lover which leads to a discussion about our past romantic relationship!

This week, John went blonde and I attempted to play Candyland with Ben which went well...until it didn't. Then a wee contact lens issue made it seem like I was stroking out on TV and I wonder if I need to switch Optometrists. Plus, my attempts to connect with another Dad at Camp pickup remain a failure.

This week, ma-mouth noises drive ME crazy! We chat RHOC and a possible RHoNJ shakeup. Then, Ben and I had a disastrous round of UNO and then I found out I wasn't actually nominated for that Emmy (again.)

This week, Ben officially left Pre-School and one of us had a total meltdown over it. Then I (regretfully) shared the story of (unsuccessfully) "holding it in" while commuting. Later, the Mail Bag gave us a real A-HA moment about our mouth noises, and I share where I'm sending all my money this election year

We're off for Fourth of July, so we're sharing something from the Archives: a poolside chat with Sarah Jessica Parker that we recorded in August of 2017 (while we waited for John Benjamin Hickey to make dinner). We chatted shoes, the last time she watched "Sex & the City," "Square Pegs", and much more. Listen poolside to get the maximum kiki effect.

I'm wondering if we blew our wad with this 15th Anniversary Celebration, but either way, it's finally here. Ben's seeing monsters and a muscle man, while I had a failed meet-cute with my own muscle man. Plus, John and I debate the merits of the song of the summer.

Ben and I got into a fight over the "kajuzzi," John set me straight on my early morning wake up complaints, and I wonder if I over-share. Later, we talked about J. Lo, Ben learned about his feet falling asleep and I learned about "Dead Butt." Then, "Watch What Happens Live" officially turned 15, and boy was it one for the books.

We're back from our break and came in HOT. I celebrated a birthday, had a 15th Anniversary party for Watch What Happens Live that may have included Jersey Housewife "buffers." I got some tweets from an anonymous source and some real-time parenting feedback from the streets of NYC. Plus, Anderson Cooper joined us for a special Father's Day chat. For more interviews and behind-the-scenes tea, tune in to Andy Cohen Live weekdays on Radio Andy by subscribing to SiriusXM. Use my link...

We're still off, so let's revisit the week I had a packed reunion schedule, with the RHOP Reunion AND The Traitors Reunion - after being very indecisive whether I should actually schlep the Build-A-Bear Ben made me across the country. Plus, I had a prolonged stand-off with a basketball hoop that brought back some serious sports trauma.

We're revisiting the week of Travis Kelce's Super Bowl tantrum and John Hill having his very own (whisper) tantrum. See, we did an all-whisper show on Radio Andy - to mixed reviews - and that's why Wednesday's diary entry is in a whisper. Full disclosure: whispering really brought out our attitudes.