Episodes
Published 03/29/21
The season finale! There are consequences. Maybe. Mallory and Ben may have never actually incorporated the business or paid for insurance. Uh-oh.
Published 03/29/21
After the the Murder Games, Assassin.ly becomes an industry joke.
Published 03/15/21
The Borough Murder Committee asks hard-hitting questions.
Published 03/01/21
In an effort to fundraise and gain popularity, Assassin.ly participates in the first annual Murder Games. Equipped with Drano and a plastic cauldron from Party City, Kill Witch ventures into the arena.
Published 02/15/21
Mallory’s grandma revokes funding and awards it instead to Mallory’s mom to set up an Esty store. The team has to fundraise and come up with products that people want but don’t need.
Published 02/01/21
Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders.
Published 01/18/21
Kill Witch throws together homemade lip balms and face masks, all in the time it takes you to fly into a rage.
Published 01/10/21
Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.
Published 01/04/21
Ben has always wanted to be a psychic. He worked so hard to achieve his goal, but it turns out he’s the wrong kind.
Published 12/21/20
On the fence? Mallory lists some people who should be assassinated, mainly from her family. Actually, exclusively from her family. Unfortunately, her argument is compelling.
Published 12/15/20
Mallory and Ben host a launch party at a cold but well-attended children’s playground in Queens. Frozen bagel bites feature as appetizers and projectiles.
Published 12/03/20