Join your shadowy, saucy schmucks of the APDC plus special guest Alpha Magnus as they review S1 Ep13, “Dark Designs,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! I just want boring times!! Alpha Magnus: The King of Machomashups!! Beasties!!! Death in the Afternoon!! The classic absinthe drip!!! Shakey-cam!! Rhinox turned into a Predophile!! Riding the coattails of no coattails!! Wonko the Sane!! Terrorsaur... he’s a smirker!! Casual Maximal racism!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!!!! SHOUT OUTS – 24:30 COCKTAIL – 25:30 REVIEW – 36:30 REAL WORLD – 1:15:50 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:33:50 RATE THE SCHEME – 1:35:45 ICONIC MOMENT – 1:40:10